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I wasn't actually referring to bletch when I made my accusations, Tokes - although it was very honourable for him to manfully address the charges being made. You sir, have played rather the slippery eel in this matter. Are you frit?

No way. The nippers need the theoretical sunshine. Besides, Flower Roads United is obviously a long-term project. By the time the team needs a big stadium, it'll cost 3 million quid per term to go to Uni. Just build it on top of where students used to be.

Chaps, I have to ask. Why are you lampooning Jeff Le Taxi's for sale threads but have remained silent on VFTT's propa nawty clothes threads? Are you frit? Is this like debates on religion, where Jeff Le Taxi is Christianity and VFTT is Islam?

Works with most nosh-capable girls who have a sense of humour, but can only be used once per girl ( unless some kind of memory loss is involved ).

I'll be dropping Southampton FC like a sack of the proverbial when Flower Roads United becomes a Premier League team.

Now now young sir. The Conservatives didn't become criminals because of Lord Archer. They all had different reasons.

Why the £49.99 lark? Are you trying to play psychological games on potential customers.

Don't know about S015, but I've got a 50Mb connection going into an SO16 house. I only get the occasional complaint about it.

Does it resolve porn to pube-level detail?

I have frequently tried to get a nosh from ladies by claiming that I've just been bitten on the end of a wanger by a venomous snake and need someone to suck the poison out. 0% success rate on new individuals so far.

Nah, it has been in the pipeline for years now. Current platforms will be the target.

They are only not ***** if they actually do a real physical face palm in real life. Not just on here either. At the shops too. "I'm sorry Mr Intolerant. We had a Saga coach drop by 20 minutes ago. All the copies of The Daily Mail are gone". It's at this sort of point I'd expect the face palmers to violently smack themselves in the face.

It's an interesting view point but not one I share, unfortunately. Last fight I had was fifteen years ago at age 22, and I thought that a bit of a childish thing to be doing at the time. Fair play to those who do continue fisticuffs into adult life, tho.

Apart from anyone posting "there's nothing worse...." . Ever.

Think it's excellent value for money, particularly on PC with the Media Hint plug-in.

So if someone turned up at your house with a whirring chainsaw, and was able to shout above the noise to give you two options:- a) bloodily amputate all your limbs b) spit on you ...you'd go for option a), I take it?

The Who were excellent anyway. This news, that they were able to see into the future , predict the Liebherr takeover and put it to music surely means they should now be considered essential ear-food for Saints fans.

Yep. Everyone can log into the US site. Scroll up.

I love the smell of righteous indignation in the morning. And yep, it is righteous. Maybe it is something to do with the pressures of being MP for Eastleigh. Could have been worse though, as other MPs for the constituency have proved.

I think I'm done. Anything further will be pointless or sarcastic.

Sorry sir, but I cannot claim that felicity. Literally no-one is championing the causes of Rhodesia or Gibraltar these days.

Specifically, I like it when someone rolls in half-cocked without any genuine convictions, forgetting that people are incapable of remembering things or indeed, scrolling up the page to re-read. My absolute favourite part is when said antagonist tries to use a temporary opinion to besmirch another poster, then has that temporary opinion exposed for the facile opportunist claptrap it really is. You'd think it'd get old, but years later, I'm still getting a kick out of it.

Sorry mate (again!) This post, made a few posts ago, contradicts your current view. Which is it? Anyone who comes here to work, or what you've just said? Probably a good idea to get yourself straight on this one, guv.

No, I think it's great that you've had an about turn of views in the last few days, mate.

Soz, just missed the bit about "unable to be filled by someone else". How would employers prove that?