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I think I'd welcome Nathan Jones back for a bit of a laugh in these last few games. At least he might have a fight with one or two of those clowns.

Franny on TV struggling to hold on to his emotions. He must be angry with that lot.

Crap stadium. Crap strip. Crap players. Crap managers. Crap everything.

Just sack Selles now. The man hasn't got a clue.

It's not as if Bournemouth have really had to break a sweat. Just workmanlike does the job at St Mary's. Yet another defeat by one goal. All too easy for opponents at that crap stadium.

Not that I care about VAR but why didn't they measure the position of the defenders armpit rather than his foot?

Doesn't matter anyway.

Offside.

0-1 down at home in a relegation must win game and nothing is happening. This just would not have been thought possible at the Dell. Opponents just love St Mary's now though.

There's no point keeping Selles in post now. Identify the man for next season and get him in place asap.

I'm surprised that anyone's still left suffering this rubbish inside St Mary's.

No width. Bournemouth totally comfortable with Saints powder puff rubbish.

Saints at last putting crosses into the box but the bloke they bought to convert them isn't even on the bench.

At least the team that went down in 2005 had a goal threat about them. This lot are gutless.

Even the commentators are dumbfounded by Saints tactics. "It's a game Southampton have to win". Yeah. We know.

So predictable. Stroll into the box. Hit a half shot and watch it roll into Saints net. The fat lady is warming up.

JWP not feeling well. Join the club mate.

Let's bring on our big target man, get some people around him, get some crosses in and and least try and make their 'keeper have something to think about. Oh? Our centre forward isn't playing or on the bench? We have "false" 9s? Oh ok. See you in the Championship.

Do you know, I think I'd prefer Jones antics to this surrender football.

Ron Davies or even Rickie Lambert wouldn't get a game with Selles in charge. This is beyond hopeless.

Any neutral looking at this game will agree that Saints are worthy candidates for relegation.

What the hell is JWP doing in the back four?

Yet again, no sustained pressure at all from Saints. This in a game that will leave them stranded at the foot of the table without a win. Can we sub the coach?

Break by Walcott but he had no striker with him because Saints don't have a bloody striker on the pitch.

I could have stayed in the pub. Half an hour gone in a must win game and Bournemouth are just waiting to score. No attacking threat from Saints at all.