Toussaint

Professor Pornhub

He looked on the verge of tears when the camera cut to him a minute ago,

In Glen Hoddle’s brief tenure he would make changes after a few minutes if things weren’t working. The writing was on the wall before the first goal went in and yet nothing perceptible has changed.

It gives me no pleasure to say this, but Martin looks a broken man.

It would be quicker to name the players who are doing ok. Downes, and…..

Dribbling hasn’t the strength to play that role.

Sounds like he's set up for the perfect hattrick tonight!

Absolute euphoria at Wembley. I think most of us just hoped we’d give a slightly better account of ourselves this season.

More importantly, did we win, did Archer, BBD and Nessie all get on the score sheet, has Russ finally shaved his beard, had a buzz cut and joined the US marines? Can it somehow be fixed that I have a large financial windfall in this manifestation?

It was indeed an improvement, but you have to put it into context, it was against Ipswich.

Have to agree, those substitutions significantly weakened us. Aribo and AA are nowhere near premier league quality.

Although Dusic portrays an air of authority, it may surprise some of you that he doesn’t actually get a say in team selection or tactics.,

He did, had a really good game, he has more pace than I realised.

Whoooo!

I’m just about to get a cracker, and some cheese, how did you know? 👻

We have the slowest attack in the entire history of football. We are invariably trying to pick our way through two lines of five.

I see Charlie’s therapist is using the account today.

What is Rambo’s current role and responsibilities? Is it still his call?

We certainly do have to pick up points, but Ipswich beat us twice last season and have got off to a good start this season, and like it or not, Bournemouth are now a decent side. It wont be easy. I believe that is why there is so much angst right now, we have let the opportunity of 4 or more achievable points slip through our fingers largely due to questionable decisions by Russ.

I think you’ve hit on something, so, if we could work on preventing conceding goals, whilst simultaneously scoring goals, we’d potentially be in much better shape? Where does that leave possession?

I regret clicking the link and browsing the contents, it appears I have a lot of work to do!

that's worth of its own thread

He appears every two weeks or so to spout some bile about something or other, I assume his posting coincides with his fortnightly release for rehabilitation into society programme.

So, in essence, keep the tactics whilst completely changing them?

I feel it’s really harsh to be critical of a new player playing in this completely dysfunctional team.