Toussaint

It reminds me of when KPI’s were all the rage in assessing work performance, some utterly useless people could score very well.

that's good, I really liked his and his brothers movies, Something About Mary, Me Myself Irene and many others. Hard to see what that brings to Saints other than some much needed laughter?

He’s a useless lump

Yep, brilliant to watch, I’d like them to win, but as you say, unlikely.

Not only does d he dress like him he tried to emulate his playing style which was ridiculous given the averageness of our squad

You’ll need to get the doll out, it’s easier than talking about it.

That's not on him, that's on the series of buffoons we had to manage us. He's a 100 % 'er, so ok in my book.

I bought some during lockdown, I can’t recall any benefit, unless I bought fake crap with fake reviews, from Amazon

How ironic

Get Small-bone and big Willy signed up and stop dicking around ffs!

No, they were using a geological frame of reference.

I wouldn't take that risk on, he's likely to injure himself getting in or out, stab himself with the seat belt or find some other means to hurt himself, roll around on the floor in apparent agony and go MIA for a few weeks.

Rice doesn’t look great tonight and Antonio looks like he’s over the hill.

I am not enjoying anything about this game. I was initially hoping for a West Ham win, but since their yobbo fans have dominated the first half I am seriously wavering. Ideally both teams will loose!

"insert town or city name" is a shithole, I want to go home. We don't have much to boast about ourselves in that respect

Didn’t they offer £50 million just after we played them at home?

I am surprised, in my simple football brain, why we just didn't get him, Djneppo or Sulemana to run across the edge of the area or even into the area as a tactic, they can all draw fouls.

Your right, he’ll never be an Elyonoussi

And that youngster who plays on the wing, the Brazilian lad, he could learn the Southampton way and could have a very bright future.

That all sounds slightly Schofield !

Get Woy!

Thought he was going to Palace?

It’s true , Heinrich Blockchain and Jimmy Ponzi almost secured. They failed in their bid to secure Ingrid Multilevelmarketingscam, which is disappointing.

We don’t need evidence here on Saintsweb, if there’s a gonna be a hangin’ there a gonna be a hangin’ and there ain’t nuthin no one can do about it!

To the tune of ….makes spectacular saves you wouldn’t expect him to but doesn’t save some that he should do.