Saint Garrett

They're on the verge of signing Ishak Belfodil as well as Lacina Traore..really cannot see them bringing in Rickie as well as Carroll's return. They only play one up front.

Oh yeah forgot about that diver Janazaj! Pop him in over Welbeck. Prob not far away. When was the last time we were this close to being as good as Man Utd?! Not in my lifetime I don't think....!

What would be the "joint" best XI? De Gea; Clyne Vidic Lovren Evra; Morgan Wanyama; Welbeck Lallana Rooney; RVP? Would probably be mine....and that's me being quite generous. Not a lot in Shaw/Evra, Boruc/De Gea or JRod/Welbeck in my opinion...

I wouldn't swap ours for theirs!!

Between 12 and 15k I would think. Won't be a lot. Poor pricing, was hoping 15 quid with kids for a quid or something. Invest in the future and all that.

We went to one on the mini roundabout last year, not far from the stadium. I'm guessing it's still there - no idea what it's called mind...

Richards and De Bruyne would tempt me, but not sure we like to sign players who have already played elsewhere in the prem. Also coming from City and Chelsea respectively they'd be on high wages already. Jovetic would also be tempting if he's not injured too long as a loan deal for the rest of the season to give us an alternative up top - not going to play for City much.

Wouldn't say Isgrove is a young talent, he's 21/22 and will be let go at the end of the season IMO.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought the away was half of it, then the other half of it was the neutral area. That graphic seems pretty certain P1 and P2 are "Home" rather than neutral.

We always seem to leak stories to the Daily Mail. Normally the ones who report something then all the others report it afterwards.

JWP was excellent at the start of the season, he has been dreadful the last month. You're always going to get inconsistency from young players though. He needs to up his game again. Definitely wouldn't start him on Saturday. Either play Ramirez or J-Rod Davis Lallana in the front 3 with Rickie up top.

Keep Yoshi as fourth choice, get rid of Hooiveld, and bring in someone better than Fonte. (In an ideal world!)

Not much, but a player that we don't need and happily to let go, our bargaining position is pretty small. Think he could have done a job for us this season, but club and him obviously decided it was best for him to move on. Good luck to him.

Adam was never the one who complained...

Not good enough, better than Gazza. Fine to play the odd game a season but hope Boruc is back soon.

My mate got 4 this morning. P4 seems pretty much sold out, as Does P2.

What you on about? West Ham have signed an 18 yr old striker from Peterborough and a CB from L1!!!

Awful. And means Townsend and Lennon will probably both go. Hope Chamberlain gets fit quick.

Hope this is Lacina Traore and not Rickie!

Love them. But saw them in Liverpool a few years ago and was massively disappointed. First album is one of my favourite albums though, immense.

Did the same. Made a right mess of the lorry. Atleast there were no other vehicles involved. Rip that man.

Moyes definitely didn't put out a reserve team! They're just a bog standard mid table side.

Ideally..... Boruc; Clyne Fonte Lovren Shaw; Cork Schneiderlin; Lallana Rodriguez Davis; Lambert. Wanyama in for Cork if available. Personally think JWP has been very poor the last month. Team pretty much picks itself as we are rather short on options at the moment. Bench of: Davis; Chambers Yoshi; JWP Gaston Guly; Gallagher

Sam hasn't played 2 up front in all his time at West Ham. Maybe for the odd game but not consistently. He has to fit in that bellend Nolan somewhere, and plays with two wingers so he plays one up top who is alive when they punt it in the mixer.

No big teams playing each other is a shame though! Not many all prem ties either...!