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Well, he is wearing a wedding band and he is smiling, who do we know who is newlywed.

Man U Newcastle Leeds Barnet Anyone know where you can bet on relegation yet?

Was 999 last night, wtf is going on? Anyway, to join in the spirit There once was a man hailed from Pompey, Who wanted to play with a donkey Stop right there said hi Ma While I undo me bra And I help while you spank your wee monkey. here all week.

I have put my Ping Eye 2 clubs up for auction on e-bay. The heads are made of Beryllium Copper (BeCu), which is what gives them a lovely 'soft' feel when hitting the ball and some say offer greater control. Very nice clubs to play with and due to increasing rarity they could be a great investment too: http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/freewebtv They are listed as individual clubs as not all of the serial numbers match, also the 4 iron is a Black dot model and the others Blue dot. Please note that the 3 Iron ends in the early hours of Friday morning next week and all the others end at about 10 PM on Friday evening next week. They all atart at 99p with NO RESERVE. If postage is required for more than one club I will combine the postage, and of course if the winning bidder wishes to collect that will be fine. Questions on here or by PM welcome. Regards hamster

I like that they are going to have all the goals available online, and extra coverage of the Milk Cup and JPT.

/\ First post above, Sir Bobby Robson in the wheelchair.

3 inmates at Broadmoor sat on a bench when a cat walks past. The pervert say's "Let's **** it" The sadist say's "Let's set fire to it" The masochist say's "Meeoooooowww"

....but it is heartwarming to see him with that beaming smile. Was that before or after we beat the Germans? 3-2 wasn't it?

I tried to register a new one and got the same, bloody cookies and IP addresses. Can't share other one, sorry as pw is ahem 'secret' and can't be changed.

Last time I checked goalies had to wear contrasting colours to the rest of the team hypo, bt I know what you mean.

Anti must think very seriously before agreeing to a move like this imo. Assuming that the panic selling continues, he may end up as No1 behind a very poor defence. Where will those fickle bunch point the finger when it all falls apart. I would hate to hear them slating him. Anyway, West Ham are after a decent 2nd choice keeper now aren't they?

They couldn't afford my Anti Mavis let alone Anti Niemi atm.

Re sharing an account, they have a FREE trial option at the mo, no bank or address details are requested. On the right hand side of the home page: http://www.myffc.co.uk/ Takes 30 seconds to set up via e-mail confiramtion.

Our fishy fiend is on his 999th post. What gem will he come up with for us to mark the occasion of the thousandth? "Takeover completed", "Redknapp knighted" "New stadium given green light (again)"? I canee wait. Should we get him a cake?

Wonder goal for sure. Skip to 1:35 to avoid hearing about how good FT were.

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1 mi££ion pounds

Yes.

2 hours caddying.

Is that a 'No' then?O:)

/\ Might get a name from these chaps, maybe post on their message board? http://www.solentcougars.co.uk/ btw Col, hope you've been watching SSN with their Gills pre-season feature tonight. We're taking Northern France now. WOOT.

Ambrose Cooper - Ruben and Levy. Lovely old Gypsy singer, more info on Google/Youtube

I know that Hospital Radio do a live commentary of home games (not sure about aways), maybe they could put it online?

Can anyone explain those weird squares of black shapes that I have seen on Coke bottle labels? It say's something about going to a website or something. Does that make sense?

Pompey man burns right ear answering phone whilst ironing. Pompey man burns left ear calling for ambliance.