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I have had the benefit of seeing the 'model' change her outfits, which was nice. Stewardess, Basque and French Maid so far.

Can we at least have pizza after the match? ;-)

Blimey! Last time I heard the missus scream like she did just noiw was erm.....let's just say it was a while ago shall we.

!!!! That may explain the gasps too.

WTF are they all laughing and screaming about? It is starting to wind me up. Should I bang on the floor or sneak down, grab a beer and turn the TV up?

Spooky I can't remember what took me there, but i too found that site a few weeks back. There's a group of people of panoramio that take photos around Southampton and have to identify them. A bit like hide and seek i think.

BJH (Barclay James Harvest) sufered at the pen of critics as a "poor mans moody blues", but were and still are imho a far superior band. I take nothing away from Justin Hayward, but BJH hit the spot for me Thoughts?

Shame, I really enjoyed popping down there for a quick 9 holes in the summer. If I read the article correctly, it has been run by a management company, who lost 120k last year. I would guess that that is roughly equal to to 2 or 3 of their directors salai=ries, quite easy to see where that money could be saved then! Eastligh Borough Council should be employing people directly not sub contracting it.

Hope you don't mind me asking, but why a weekday?

Maybe, what value would you put on Stu's face though?

A colleague of mine ate a pigs eyeball yesterday, I had to turn away, it was horrible and I can still smell it now. It even had an eyelid with a coupe of lashes. I have photographs at work which I will post a a later date.

...for girls, just like Parma Violets, sweet necklaces and love hearts. Boys sweets: BlackJacks, kopkops, curly wurlys and bazooka joe buble gum.

SRS banged up! I'd pay to see that.

Can we have access to the big screens too, what a buzz that would be, and the PA would be so brilliant too.

Are we allowing girls? Should we have ball boys in the stands or will it be a case of whoever kicked it fetches it? And can I be West Germany please? Good idea re rating orselves. I am a middle aged out of shape midfielder, not very quick either.

Thanks for that S. Police National Computer, you are a policemen. Why didnt you say so earlier and save me from making such a complete ***** of myself. You were playing with me weren't you?

It would mean that so many things have gone better than I expected if we play Pompey next season. You can wear 'any colour that you like' as long as it's Red and white, the blue few are animals in my opinion. I would love to wave Goobbye Blue Few to them as we line the animals up against the wall. The return Live at Pompei could be interesting as most of them have brain damage anyway.

Time out nipper, you are taking this far too seriously, it's starting to affect your typing. I have to ask though, WTF is a PNC?

OMG, you are a genius MJ. Why are we not organising a footie match with their fans forum at St Mary's? Now that, I would pay to see.

To be honest with you Woody, ex Saints would not really be a clncher for me. And as for a charity element to it? Well, I have already this week been victim to one too many Red Rip Off attacks, so with respect would like to decline any invitation to 'give' something back. I just want to play a game of footie at St Mary's.

You deserve a Medal for that one. The thing with them and us meetng again is that I remember thinking how we were in the wrong division with our Prem players, this attitude both on and off the field worlked against us. We would have every chance of doing the double imho.

May I refer you back to post 25. I thought it was you that was important, now we read that is your friend that is able to access important information. You said "If you want full details, I can get the off of PNC" Now all else aside, you are clearly implying that You have direct access to whatever this PNC thing is. You clearly do not. Exactly what you reckoned I was doing, with the difference being that I was doing so tic (tongue in cheek). Breathe

30 a side! That sounds bloody awesome, especially if they add time for each substitution. Maybe best not to go for too late a kick off as the IOW players could miss the last ferry. In all seriousness, please could we know what dates people fancy? I personally would prefer a Saturday evening. 2nd, 9th or 16th would be great.

What are the questions and suggestions that we are making though? The only ones I can think of are about shirts. Have I missed something?

I bet Rupert is loving this. Maybe he doesn't want us anywhere near his club. The ******. Tell him from me, if no T's and C's by the weekend he can stick it up his arse. Another reason to dislike the man.