hamster

Ban loans, end of. Bring an end to the shambolic circus that is "£he £ransfer Window' and let's get back to basics. Imho transfer windows are illegal anyway, can anyone imagine agreeing to this sort of restriction in any other business as a blanket policy, it is ridiculous. People talk of 'fire sales' in December and January! Ridiculous, absoloutely ridiculous.

I have in my possesion a fully autographed Mick Channon tedstimonial cricket match prgramme, played against Burridge (I think) just after we won the Cup in '76. It is in a box under the stairs, maybe I should whack it on E-Bay?

One thing is for sure, she was a radiating beauty that night. Or was it a beauty in a radiator? Apologioes to my Mum who would smack my legs if she heard me talking like that. Sorry Mum.

Actually! Where the **** did this "Hammy" **** come from? Do I know you?

Wrong and Wrong I am afrraid. I did once steeped in some dog **** if that helps

Can someone please confirm or at least acknowledge my request to play please? I really am suspicious the the organisers are working behind the scenes to 'cherry pick' the best players. We need an update NOW!

"suspect"?

I was only repeating teehee

Yes, I do believe that I alluded to that in my post, ref jfp. Although he is a lot older and gheyer apparently.

Like this? That is how I imagine you look actually jfp, no offence intended.

Only the hardcore eh?

You'd miss from what I have been told. Seriously though, I do not want to miss the boat and that link is dead. Can someone put me down please.

anag: sex laidy, phnaar phnaar

/\ Like ocd, but with the letters in the correct alphabetical order as they should be.

cdo?

Any update on this mods? I am itching to hit the pavement.

I rinse pasta. deal with it. FFS

Place it into water, heat until it boils, leave it for about 10 minutes to cook right through, rinse. Try it mate.

Ironic isn't it? Actually pancake, the penny has just dropped. How can I complain about said lunts being cazy, when they are merely cazy lunts driving an even cazier lunt around. I will never ever slag the lazy extortionists off again. In fact, next time I use one I will tell him/her (it is 2008 after all) what a good driver they are. Even though they are usually **** drivers.

Good luck sk, seriously. My little bruv has had them and I am glad it was him and not me. You are a very brave soldier.

Idiot, it is 1407

I need a trim and am going to go for a flat top, although I can't have it cut for a couple of weeks due to head operation last week. Last time I went though, the barber asked me if I wanted it trimmed around the back. I told him to not be such a knob and cut it in the fuucking shop. Idiot!

I thought you were a girl now hatch.

You may feel a little ***** apparently

What, a lazy rip-ff merchant? My trouble is and always has been that I have a conscience.