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Jeez, I had you down as a 1 a day geezer!

sf, what would you do if you saw a spaceman at a wedding?

I have to say, that the internet is absolutely rubbish for local listings. I had similar problems last month re live music in Oxford. I have b more success by cold calling pubs than from search engines. There is a definite need for a decent website for this sort of thing. I am willing to let someone use the domain www.hamsterslive.co.uk for a percentage. seriously though, it is dire.

What you say about my wife? I will of course be holding a tranny to my ear from 3PM until 5. They are Minty, but have just found out that a band called Monkey Face are playing the Chuff (sp), and it's free entry, plus proper beer. Hope you're well mate?

Nope, I am on a promise. It is up the A36 for me this weekend.

Any recomendations for decent bands in Salisbury this weekend please? Going tomorrow (Friday), come back Sunday. Cheers folki

Any recomendations for decent bands in Salisbury this weekend please? Going tomorrow (Friday), come back Sunday. Cheers folki

Is there a prize for the first person to watch that crap all the way through. Cos I would like to claim it, as that is 4 minutes and 32 seconds of my life that I will never get back. Thanks. Although he stresse that he is 'happily married' just like the 'just having a laugh' comment above, I reckon he would be up for a bit of carrier bag action in Debenhams toilets.

If Darwin was/is correct in his theories, then these should be able to avoid the attentions of Skate fans by hiding in um er water undetected. That's evolution in a nutshell my friends.

Were you not online the other night? To be honest I would rather you used your millions to sort this bloody site out.

Man arrested according to radio hampshire news just now. Echo link: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4177192.Arrest_made_in_battered_football_fan_investigation/

I believe so b, but not necessarily from operatinmg them. I think it can be caught be merely leaning on one for long periods. That would also back up someone's earlier calim that it has a link to ****ing, as all of the ones that I have ever seen are all lazy ******s.

/\ Here you go: carpal tunnel industrial injury

If you have the slightest inkling that it may have been caused by a previous job, check the internet for claimants. I am pretty sure that my ex coal miner bil clawed a few quid back from Maggie due to it. I could be wrong, but he definitely did a claim for 'white finger'.

A friend of mine did some agency work in the mortuary at the General a while back. He told me that they had a woman's body brought in that had been erm.... left a while. He told me that she had a lady part like a pickle. Squirming, I asked "What do you mean, green?" "No" he replied "Sour"

In Kent their is a chain of butchers named 'Rooks'. They sell a thing called a Burger Puff. I would consider it a pie. They are to die for, the sort of pie that you just know that 1 will not satisfy your lust. Here is a link to the product: http://www.rooksonline.co.uk/produce/product.aspx?pid=786db3df06dfc82a4ea0f9ea9b73c64cab3b7c7d I am sure that colinjb will endorse my words.

Just below Iain dowie I reckon.

Adding to my post; as a lad I fell in love with this car and would love one, I really would. I have =been told that they are crap, but it is on my lottery winning shopping list. It is gorgeous.

Not being a fan of F!, I feel obliged to say that the JPS car is probably the most recognisible one in the world. Ergo, it is the best design. These machines are 4 wheeled adverts after all, and it is quite probable that some people chose to smoke JPS due to that car. Just my opinion.

My mate is gonna eat a chocolate covered scorpion for red rip-off day.

I thought that we were/are monkeys anyway! Just watched a prog about orangutans and they are so cute. I couldn't eat one, certainly not.

Nice one to the Tigers. They all count

If it saty like this then it could be Boro who drop them into the hole on saturday 14th. sweet as..

He should rethink then, as balloon rubber could pop if he bit into it too hard and go down on him.

MW must be ahead on pointrs atm, but Pearson still ahead in my book as despite the euphoria of last night, no way would anyone settle for our current standing. MW has until the end of the season to prove himself. I am pretty sure that he would tell us this himself too.