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Mate needs an app but it don't exist. I think there's a hole in the market.

I have Julian Lennon's teddy.

I can't reveal my sauces but I can put all your minds at ease on this. You didn't hear from me okay but this is just Nicole preparing the soil for the pending return of The Hodd. Great timing too, what with the Paralympics being on atm and the thalidomide story coming to the fore. In Hodd we trust.

No disrespect to FF but why would arry disclose stuff to Terry knowing that he would then tell Duncan who in turn would tell the world? Obviously it's a non story but either way but Harry's inner circle is a very tight group. I heard that Dan Browne couldn't even crack it.

Just saying like. Maybe the Redknapp rumours are doing the rounds cos someone has bought the club who wants to launder money?

Lay in the floor bum against an armchair of sofa. Calfs rsting on chair with hips and knees at 90 degree angles. Stay like this fir 20 minutes. Read a book and don't try to eat or drink.

Anyone in we Kent gets free deionised water with every clean for ironing. Pm fora quote.

Using purified water (0 dissolved particles per million) leaves the glass properly clean. Trad method leaves a trace of detergent which is sticky and attracts dirt. This is just one of the reasons why pure is so good. Self cleaning glass is good if you can afford it but they even economised in this area with the Shard. Dirty windows are a sign of a dirty mind too. Get them cleaned by a pro. Trade secret if you are too tight to get them done properly: after you've attempted to clean them yourself, throw a bucket of rainwater on them and leave to air dry naturally It is far cleaner than tap water and will leave no white residue. Rainwater is better than you with your pound land squeegee by a million miles.

/\ dont get this? Is it from a film? I don't watch films.

If anyone wants educating a but in window cleaning I will gladly oblige. I've learnt a lot and am an excellent craftsman. It isacraft btw. Firstly a cheap trad window has to lug laddersaboutbuttheytend do be very good, up close and personal with their glass. Go for one who will promise to clean in winter. That's when the older heads show their customers a real service. Winter windows are filthy. The water fed pole guys have invested a lot of their own (the government grant system is crap) and use some very hi-tec gear. They get great resultsas they only use pure water, amazing cleaning properties. They can also reach fantastic heights. I myself can clean 5 storey house and my pole is by no means that long. I am saving for a carbon fibre 70 footer! I guess I'm lucky as Ican work both methods. I talent time and get great results. Prices? terrace £10 f n b. £5 just front. Standard 3 bed semi £15 all round, £10 for just fronts. Detached price on viewing. A castle? My actual quote. 1 off @ £500 then £250 subsequent cleans. Twice yearly (agreed in contract) @ £200, first clean £400. Anyone struggling work wise I would recommend spending £40 on trad gear and seeing how you get on. You need to be comfortable canvassing though. Have a simple script or do what I do, have a good old natter on people's doorstep. Have A simple selling point, I find saying I was born in this lovely little seaside town generally ends in a 5 minute natter.they tell their mates who tell their mates it can sometimes result in the phone starts ringing. My gimmick is that I drive a London cab. Everyone knows my cab and wherever I'm working people ask me about my London cab and even take photos of it. One customer even put me on YouTube cleaning his windows. Another got me to look after his dog for 10 minutes then gave me a 50% tip. Get in.

Yesterday me and mrs h did a walk around of a castle with a view of securing the window cleaning contract. I **** you not. I could quote low to get a payday but they literally have decades of soiling both inside and out. Liz it's my home town of which I am am an extremely proud and ambassadorial member of the community. The windows are a mix of framed and stone surrounds of varying sizes and shapes. This is not a quick wet n wipe. Job. It will require the absolute best method and technique, both of which I possess. Anyway, 102 windows. What price would you charge for a twice yearly clean?half of the windows are in the moat with nice access from the actual moat but the inner corridors of the rounds are under water in some areas.

Why would a girl in a nightclub want to know the time of day bear? Stupid thing to say. Maybe her dad is picking her up, if so you wouldn't waste your time as she is going home with her dad unless you wanted to do her dad in which case you'd be onto a great start by giving her the time of day. Why is people's trying to mimic bearbreath, stop it pleases people's.

Why the mask?

Fed (pole, like what I lean winders wig).

No, I use poles for upstairs windows. Had a chap answer the door starlets last week though (at 4 in the afternoon!). Not a pretty sight.

Cyril

I'm not remotely interested...apart from being a little bit interested.

Window Cleaner, plus a few get me by jobs. Love being 'on the glass' though.

Fixed it.

I know a Pompey fan who's gonna try and catch a few league matches when he's not watching the skates.

IHSS trading as Sunlight Services, worst employer ever and one manager in particular pushed my normally calm demeanour to the limit.

When I got mine I was mortified, it certainly changed the dynamics of my friendship with the issuing mod. It was for saying something rude about a young lady and was instigated by someone taking umbridge!

I've got the Beatles version. My last ever vinyly, rest going to boot fair. For sale if anyone's interested in making me an offer?

Try shaking a box I front of the Queen before we start knocking someone simply trying to do his best for his family.

xx One thing we must all agree onthough is that chocolate is good.