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Ill be at the Timeball tower down by the beach. The same Timeball tower that everyone in the world used to set their clocks. Deal Maritime Time predates gmt fact.

One major difference , one kills helpless animals for fun. The other shoots ducks.

Shortly afterward.

Yep, says Buzz. I didn't recognise him until I read his name on the passport. Then again, I was only 5 yo when he landed on the moon and he was not wearing his space suit. I used to enjoy meeting celebs in that job, but once I'd met the second most famous history-making person to live in my lifetime, the others became mere mortals and I stopped enjoying the job, transferred to Soton air

He was definitely at heathrow terminal 1 fast track security circa 2001. I was there and it was all captured the CCTV.

I have met him in real life. When i worked on security at heathrow. It says Buzz on his passport. Fact. Seemed like a nice bloke but was surprised when he told me didn't like flying! He may have been taking the **** though.

Ask her 'add .25 to .75' 'equals 1.00 yes?' 'so how many .25's are thee in .75?' '3, yes?' 'So, that tells us that .25 is the same as1/3. Tara. Very convoluted, I know but I have that weird kind if learning style. Hence, I was a very tough pupil for your run of the mill comprehensive teacher, leading to my poor educational level. My explanation of my 'learning style' is to emphasise the key to being a good teacher for you. You must adapt your 'teaching style' to HER 'learning style'

Handball.

Count me in. Dont think it's 'nice' to exclude anyone from anything in a perfect world but its not a perfect world and I'm not the sort to stick my nose in other people's business.

Brian told me not to shoot til I could see the white of the Jap's eyes. Or something along those lines alluding to tadanari lee and the borderline racist reference to his compatriots ocular ptosis-like appearance. Which I of course do not condone but this is a joke more aimed at the rl's urethral proximity to the Reading players head.

Nigel - Have you a licence for that monkey? Me - What monkey? Nigel - That monkey on your shoulder, are you blind?! Me - Yes.

Hamster, get out if my garden you ****ing weirdo.

Strange how they tended to go unnoticed in our 2 promotion seasons isn't it.

Less income tax, that's ermmmmmm £4mil then by my calculations.

I would never tell a cabbie anything.

Gotta love our Boris.

West Ham > Olympic Stadium = X

Try Mr C's and Boozy Rouge.

certainly 'different'.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitism

" WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. " Any comment Bearsy?

If they'd gone pop all teams below would have benefitted equally. 2 of my fave games beating them up there in recent seasons. Hope we get them next round.

Can't we fake a training ground accident involving boruc, gazza and kelvin, then recall tommy f?

I purchased a gift last Christmas for my beloved, an inflatable pug dog. Last week whilst sifting through some boxes of crap I came across it and dcided to reinflate it and had it on my desk in the cellar. Our other dogs spotted it and went mental at it so I put it on the carpet to show them that it posed no threat to the household hierarchy. And guess what they did. Yep, they sniffed its bum and proceeded to lick its ears. True story.

Boar off.