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Allotment.

One can talk to ones neighbours any time one wishes to. But people in general do not choose to, why be that? Can't genuinely be because of the queen imo. Just returned from a chas n dave knees up down town.

Dune, this is a new fact for me which I learnt from this very forum only last week. Being the holder of a RYA Helmsman licence it is a fact that I enjoy sharing. I educated the gk's of this yesterday as we walked through town, they think that I know everything about everything now, seriously. Re Gary Barlow, I don't begrudge him the attention and adulation, the bloke wrote at least a million love songs in his time. That's impressive for one so young in my book.

Mum once left my big brother in his pushchair outside the corner shop. Realised only after putting the shopping away and pouring herself a cup of tea. Pretty sure mum never dabbled in drugs so maybe an early onset dementia sign?

I simply can not wait to draw them in a cup. Next season would be nice.

Surrender

Woodchip.

and a fart like an 850 Norton.

Hopefully we shall be feasting on fresh caught fish tonight. And weather permitting a barbecue around lunchtime today.

How do you sex a fish then?

Prosper

Having finally severed my contract with Orange*, due to terrible coverage down here, I need to unlock my iPhone 3gs. Any advice in layman's terms appreciated please?

Mrs B has two legs as far as I am aware, of course I do not know this for certain but not for want of trying to get to the bottom of it. Mrs B is a right up there in the phwoar stakes mainly due to her having experience and liking narrowboating. HTH

pap adopted scouser delldays james bond (a slightly dim version of) BTF Phwoar

dubai phil god - voice of reason

What job market?

She's ****ed it up for all future Muslims now.

Is it just the Brits who have such an anti and negative view. The rest of Europe loves it I thought.

It is and at 12 cans for £2.50 a recession buster. And your shopping locally. Win Win.

Good entry.

Who won pls?

Bastards have put bloody sings tar on. :-(. This was supposed to be a Eurovision party ffs.

Well at least you can't blame the eastern Europeans all comin over ere nicking all the jobs and claiming all the benefits. Is the Queen there?

I reckon he will. Europe loves him. And it also happens to be a good song....by Eurovision standards at least.

Engelbertis singing a song written by the bloke who wrote you're beautiful the James Blunt song. The bloke is from Deal my home town. Get behind the Hump.