hamster

Can you still buy Deutschmarks ? Maybe that is the objective? Who won the war again?

Blimey. Question. My dad is soon to sell a Spanish property. Not a lot of equity but should he change it to sterling ASAP ?

Cary Lunt Bridge. I kid you not. On the Trent n Mersey canal.

David is to marry Sally, only he has no knowledge of the femal form. His father tells him to go to the forest and practice on a tree. Wedding night comes and Sally is laid on the bed, spread eagled in the dark. All of a sudden she screams, turns on the light and finds David forcing a stick into her. What the f u c. K. Do you think that you are doing David? Inam checking for squirrels Sally

Offer to check her out for lumps. I can say this because it is what I do regularly. I need the world to know this cos I is gay turkish, that alright with you mate? Only joshing.

What were you watching? I'm intrigued. And what time of day was this. All men need to check for lumps, tell her that.

I didn't know what this thread was about. Thanks for enlightening me. How would anyone know this is they weren't 'curious'.

My box is overflowing.

I've got an original that the artist gave me last year in exchange for a kronnberg. Kerching.

S o, about one third of the winners have been English clubs. Not THAT impressive in my book. We're more likely ( though not by much) to get second, or nowhere to quote some. Being good at not having your name on the actual trophy is not IMHO a good representation of the supposed bet league in the world. An expensive failure if say.

and what about the dad? He's got to on the menu, going by your other recent threads. No?

or both?

That thing about looking at the mother in law if you wanna know what your girlfriend will look like in 30 years time? Well, I'd assume that your advice would be that if the mums really hot then forget the gf and 'bone' (horrible word) the mum. Am I right?

Where can I buy some gas to boil me water for a cuppa?

I'm up n coming.

I shall ask. It is 2 kayak btw.

Tfop. Taxi for original post.

Precepinon mirage. Red. Don't know age. £300 Ono. My mate not me.

9 Fail I guess Why no mention of cunnilingus?

Go on...blink.

Do not under any circumstance attend the meeting. I know a bit about this and they cannot fire you twice. I'm afraid that you have already been fired in their eyes. It the law takes a slightly dim view on their method. Even for gross misconduct you are allowed a fair and proper hearing. You haven't got it in writing yet and you need to keep this when it eventually arrives. More later if you want. hamster

GTFOFM is Get The Flag Out For Marcus I think. Btw, the HCDAJFU is accredited to this site on the internet. SJFS = Simeon Jackson For Saints and is really gathering momentum.

Cheers Saintscott. Now then, that first days cruise was a long one, you won't be cruising that many hours again. You will however have a long second days cruise if you encounter the dry pounds that we did the following day! Set off after a hearty fry up. Worth pointing out that any veggies may succumb to the temptation of bacon as an alternative to tofu once they realise just how puny your muesli and quiche has made you. It's NOT natural to be a veggie as humans are designed to work, rest and play on a daily minimum meat intake or for people from poor areas like Portsmouth their allowance of meat derivative. Mars were barred from using that slogan due to a Mars bar not containing the pre-requisite animal flesh to constitute a normal persons daily ration. Bacon meets the minimum requirement btw so get that frying pan on the hob. We attempted mooring at Macclesfield. Attempted being the operative word. Morpheus is a heavy boat due to size and mod cons; bath, washing machine, proper fridge ( and seperate freezer) and other home comforts. She has quite a large draft. No luck mooring so a joint decision to proceed to next pub/bridge. Attempted to get moving but lack of response from rudder pointed to a fouled prop. Spot on diagnosis, a 2 metre square of builders poly sheet wrapped tightly around requiring the help of my mate Stanley. After cutting it free, including a length of darned fishing line we head for Marple. I do actually like fishermen being one myself. A note to Pomey supporters. This is a recommended away route to Macclesfield for when you play them. Just don't forget to moor up before you get there and walk the last bit. See, I do care about you. Ill cover the arduous task of descending the Marple Flight later. Too many little 'events' to cover right now. There is a can of Guinness below deck with my name on it. Later ditch rats.

A couple of hours Getting acquainted with the scenery, bear in mind that if something attracts your gaze for more than 1 second the boat will have changed course when you look ahead again. Try not to panic, just maintain forward motion adjusting the tiller (a bit like steering into a skid on ice but much slower) and as soon as the boat starts to correct itself ease the morse control (throttle) into reverse. You'll probably still hit the bank or whatever obstacle has jumped out in front of you but at least you'll bounce off in a more smooth line that hitting head on. Eventually we reach a series of 12 locks, The Bosley Flight. All hands on deck, ensure you know how these contraptions work and get cracking. You should be able to do the flight in around 3 hours. Note: do not be tempted to stop at Congleton en-route. Nothing to see here. Once through put all the wind lasses away and gt a brew on. We have about 1 hour before we moor up for the night at bridge 49. Just before the swingbridge and across the road from the fantastic pub, Fools Nook. Enjoy a good nights, well earned sleep.