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If I were a chicken and someone dressed me in Pompey colours I'd throw myself on the rotisserie

Dad!

Who got through? Hope Jonathan did. Kai is fit btw.

So Tommy Forecast and his brother are out of the country. Quick, let's move.

Triple ply Andrex.

Cheers b.

How does someone know if they have had any ppi's? Whenever we've had any loans, cards, mortgages etc, we've declined. Is the main issue that people weren't even aware that they've been paying for it?

Well done but no prize this time, 30 correct entries. 11 was tweet.

I lied about him being a skate. He's not that bad. But he did say this: "We must take care," he continues in the interview. "There may be another war. The Germans will try again, given another chance. A Kraut is a Kraut is a Kraut. And the only good Kraut is a dead Kraut. There can be good, free, honourable, decent Germans. I haven't met them myself, but I'm sure they exist." Read more: http://www.theweek.co.uk/people-news/46588/sir-patrick-moore-only-good-kraut-dead-kraut#ixzz1uAIHTWpn

Racist legend apparently. And a skate to boot.

Yes it is subbuteo, mick channon. If you can instruct on uploading a gif I will comply.

Skip diving. On the army estate as kids we loved it when a Sapper got posted overseas, better than Christmas.

People moaning bout bgt may be forgetting how dire Opportunity Knocks was, I once saw a man playing a SAW FFS.

Should that be Gerry Forrest, not Foster?

..and there's another one of me. Pah..

Vomit

Kindness costs nothing and means everything. Nice touch.

No comment.

No word of a lie. I FOUND one of those super irons that FIRE steam out. Cleaned up like new. I ****ing love it. Dry cleaned my interview suit yesterday, got a new job.

If you're gonna pack the car and drive you might as well drive down here to the garden of England. It's only 2.5 hours and you can see France from the end of my road.

They tried to make out he was the new Hou****indini. I read that as a polite way of saying please **** Off.

Nothing to see here. Move on please. Scary ****, that's what that is.

Jos love saints long time.

Free to good home: The Official DSA Theory Test for Motorcycles The Official DSA Hazard Perception DVD These: PM or post contact details if interested.

What actually does happen to any silverware should they go bust? Will everything be auctioned? I'd like to buy a seat for my brother.