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I support the families. I will not be buying the shirt now, their loss.

Investigate why cash is king. Everytime your money touches the hands of the taxman or a bank it gets creamed.

Dane Russo is a spoof account. Redraw.

He's gonna be sore by the time he reaches Brighton I reckon. Well done though Stuey, get some of that fat off mate.

My sister.

did Danny LaRue ever go to games? What id he wear if so?

Speed bumps. Kudos

I was treated to a white water experiencxe a few years ago. We went to Llangollen (sp) at the national centre, it was brilliant. They do rafts or kayaks and are a really nice bunch. .I'd recomend it to anyone.

My mate and his son bought one each last year, don't think theyve been out in them yet. I'll enquire but don't hold yer breath as he's a right tight arse git.

A flatbed stacked high with pallets Ankle-swingers Dirty fingernails Greasy hair Dog poo Swings with the chains wrapped around the top bar (tahts a good one imho)

New or second hand?

free food free housing free prescriptions free cars free clothes free milk tokens free everything

Them £1 mobile barbecues like this one:

"Tax in Post"

You had va **** in the shower? Did you still feel 'dirty' afterwards?

Bearsy, I knew a chap (funeral director funnily enough) who left his wife and young daughter for his male lover. It was not a good time for any party. Anyway, a few weeks later the new couple were in a supermarket (I would say Sainsbury's but it may have been Bejams) walking along the frozen food aisle discussing what to have for their dinner, his ex (or soon to be ex) came bounding up from behind them and siad 'how about a ****ing chicken' hitting said ex over the head with a frozen bird. It was an amusing anecdote when they recounted it and is 100% true. It happened in Sittingbourne circa 1988, shortly after the Euro '88 tournament in West Germany.

Did you have a **** when you got home?

Oppresion Lack of opportunity to blossom Low self-esteem Higher than average mental health problems Lower mortality rate Stigma Lack of investment in infrastructure I could go on...

like a bleeding rash beardy, like a rash.

How can you tell if there's a rhino in your local pub? Easy, his bike will be outside. How can tell if there are two rhinos in the pub? Easy, stand on the bike and look through the window.

I think the colour of the hankie had a significance but never got to the bottom of it.

The runner up in the thickest skin catgory leaves the building. First place Nicola Cortese.

BP are doing a special deal whereby you can have a car wash up until May 14th. Only 50p https://offers.bp.co.uk/Offers/178?utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=EmailWeekly

I've got sturumseysaint, 19canteen and deppo on ignore.

Love finding the little tiger read crumbs in bed. Yum.