Saint_clark

The death of people caring about a keepers shot stopping ability right here ladies and gentleman.

If a keepers save percentage is higher then he conceded less goals...your example of there being more shots on target is irrelevant as the keeper doesn't affect that. Over the course of a season a keeper who conceded 7 from 12 shots in the first two games would concede less than someone who conceded 5 from 7, if those rates kept up.

And your line of thinking implies that him having the worst save percentage in the league last season had nothing to do with him and was instead because as a team we just happened to face more unstoppable, world class shots than any other.

You think that the percentage of shots on target a keeper saves is meaningless?

Yes, obviously. Bazunus distribution isn't even that special.

No idea as we don't know whether he'd have been able to with better positioning or coming to claim crosses. Seems odd to me that teams that play us are suddenly capable of scoring completely unstoppable goals though. I'm just going to keep track of that figure game by game.

He's conceded 71% of shots on target so far this season. 5 out of 7.

I feel blessed that I find myself not caring if we get promoted or not. The premier league is dead to me. I find myself actively wishing for the European super league to happen and all the top sides, and money, to fuck off.

Did he travel to alternate realities to find out?

Not sure why anybody thought he'd be better a league lower. Same with Bazunu.

How are Bazunu and Stephens playing?

As good as the passing was when I saw it, is it worth it if the trade-off is such a leaky defence?

Shame they're the only two goalkeepers in the world.

Can confirm every shot on target has been a goal.

Fucking hell lads. Give me time to post.

Adam Armstrong ffs.

Need an extra body in midfield. Get Toone off for Zelem.

Get the fuck in Russo.

Not sure what you're watching, England have been a lot more direct this game.

You'll see some proper shithouse football from Colombia now.

The amount Colombia are rolling around we're gonna see 20 minutes added on each half.

Moyes doesn't want him to come here, Downes probably doesn't want to be here, literally being used as a bargaining chip by whoever is organising the transfer...doesn't sound ideal.

Having thought about it, if Liverpool nick Caicedo from Chelsea then surely Chelsea just come in for Lavia?

Motivate him with the idea of a move to City in a year or two and winning the title over Liverpool, I guess.

If he stays I hope he is actually able to knuckle down and put in the kind of performances we know he can. It'll be infuriating if he sits on the bench all season because his heads been messed with so much.