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They actually tried that, the whole Audio Visual and Powerpoint thing. Didn't work out so well. It is difficult for the camel w@nker to sit besides the hind region of the for about 15 minutes keeping his arm in a fixed position to receive the ejaculation during the long duration of fake copulation.

Thanks. But next time can I get some reputation points instead

It gets worse. Here is the picture of the Camel W@nker at work

Back in 1998, there was a person employed in Dubai who's job was to Jerk Off Camels. The result of his efforts was the birth of a Carma (Hmm maybe we should send one of those down to nottarf to scare the Peacocks away) The Carma was the world's first Camel/Llama hybrid. At the time it was designed to produce more wool than a normal Camel due to the demand for Camel Hair coats by Premier League Managers & Sam Hammam

America has 5,000 imported Camels There are now a number of local companies that sell high quality Camel Milk Chocolates. Camels can produce up to 30 Litres of Milk a Day, compared to an average Bovine Herd (Cows to Tokes, B1tches to Bearsy) which produce an average of 40 litres a day. Eric's real job is milking Camels

So there was this A380 on approach and like this 777-300ER was still serving the prawn sandwiches and like there was a cross wind component because of the Sprouts served in Business Class and well... Nah that won't work. Ooh I know. Ultra Long Haul planes have a crew quarters so that hosties can have a break during a 15 hour long flight. Some of them have sleeper couches

Yeah, add Kevin Davies in his second spell to that list. Did OK for notlob though

Can I sell the movie rights to that? No, don't want to even be in the country when that happens, just think it would be a good money spinner in certain parts of the East of Hampshire

Oh noes..... So THAT's who Milts is.... A TSW member is in town and pinged us on Twitter to meet up and watch the game on Saturday..... Wonder if I could go in disguise as Eric?

One from the telly tonight. The Men who stare at Goats. Cracker on so many levels But since when did you lot pay licence fees to the Beeb to make movies with such a mega A list cast?

Ah ha. It would appear that St Pedo is not quite speculating accurately. I hereby sentence you to 4.40 mins watching St P may shoot 3ml the rest of average men shoot 10cc.

Ah so the dear old Popular Front for the Liberation of Tooting (aka PDT) in their "we're all in it together" new age pseudo Communist Style have one critical task they must now perform. They must become Maggie Thatcher and smash the Evil Trade Union. Next up. They are about to shaft the PFA. They will then get the Golden Share to compete in L2 next season. And what Union will all the players they wish to recruit belong to? Oh yes the one they have smashed in the teeth. Oh there is a long long way to go in this story yet. IF it was so easy to google the original nottarf redevelopment plans and PDT march into court with their 50 houses scheme... (Because let's face it, Chinny is just an amateur he doesn't have google) It just goes on and on and on

Ouch.... You want to give Jos another game? Normally agree with you but in the 2nd half there were too many occassions where he looked like his confidence had gone )or Boruc was not giving him a good call) The forum is convinced that it was because Fox was playing. I'm not convinced that was the case. At times he had "that look" in his eyes that he had at Arsenal. Fonte back from the start, Jos or Richardson on the bench IF they don't think Forren is ready yet

Did I name you? He had a bad start to the season and it took a few weeks until we learnt he had not had a good pre-season due to a niggling injury. From what I recall it took almost to Christmas before he started to play well again. Wasn't only the forum (me included) who questioned whether he would be better resting up and getting over the knock. Some did doubt whether he would come back - he did, story over, but in the context of the thread yes we all had an opinion on his effectiveness for the team - FFS the lad was playing at 60% so it was worth it

Oh how we would love to have the joys of Lidl's booze, but unfortunately our sources of Booze are restricted to MMI or African & Eastern up the road, the hole in the wall in the Desert or Duty Free. So to stay in the spirit of things perhaps I will crack a bottle of Jacob's Creek Brut Rose. About the same price as a Lidl's I would imagine, and probably contains less horsemeat

Get the Bubbly in the Fridge. Get her indoors to organise the Canapes. Sit back and enjoy the celebrations tonight. POL will be alive with the new dawn, the firework displays above Gunwharf will be something to behold. Of course they will get their loan and support from the Council. Full Speed ahead me hearties, a new era will dawn. And then Chinny will sue PKF & the FL and they will see the size of the bill and and and and and

I also made a point about Gaston actually getting a run of games where he STARTS every week.

Totally Lambert has to be in there. Think it was NA's first season. Also, in his previous time with us Jack Cork was never going to make it

This is funnier When added to this And then look back on the valuation that PDT want the Judge to approve to buy Nottarf. Now it has been a long time since I was at School and learnt Maths......

Let me think about this. Schneiderlin - fish out of water for 3 seasons according to some Lallana - cause of many of our early defeats by not helping out the full backs (plus taking one touch too many too often) Cork, oh yes he was rubbish when we were dropping through the leagues. Puncheon, he was so bad we couldn't even give him away on loan Boruc, yeah he was so bad The Chapel decided to take him on in a fight in the middle of a game. Lambert? Overweight, carrying an injury and crocked a couple of season ago There are two key things that Ramirez needs to do to become an asset to the team and a regular starter. 1) Stay on his feet and stop moaning/falling over if the wind blows 2) Get a run of more than 5 first team games without picking up a knock The only other issue is that he needs to stop trying to impress members of this forum and get on with simply playing to our style

Do we really, in all honesty, with what we are interpreting, reading and analysing, believe, even for one SECOND, that they will need a 10 point penalty imposed on them next season? With a reported playing staff budget of B & Q's Sunday League team, let alone BSQ proportions, the "oh never saw that coming" infighting and the battles with Health & Safety to keep nottarf open... They should be MORE than capable of coming bottom of L2 all on their own. Far more satisfying when they have nobody else to blame

Perhaps from now on they could simply be called the restest of the bestest?

Are they losing yet?

now, what was that quote of mine about swimming with Sharks? Oh well done phew, your new media approach is working a treat. Press are ganging up against you calling your cup win a fraud, one of your trusted advisors is going to be looking for left over IKEA meatballs to feed his family soon. Oh and still the deal is not yet done.....

A primary reason for posting the OP in the FIRST case was that myself and I am sure many others on here did not know about the change in Interpretation this season. As for Danny Fox, there is ONE point that not a single poster has made - there was a major clash of heads with a toon player (Taylor I believe) for which he appeared to receive treatment on the sideline. Perhaps that knocked what little footballing sense he had out of him, who knows, but some of the vitriol against him is out of order.