dubai_phil

Oh and Coutinho was never worth the money - we had JP instead

If someone mentions golf.................

Cheers, tried like crazy to make it easier and take in the QPR game but with Stag weekend, printers of invites AND getting a sample of the Bridesmaid dress fabric JEEZ and the "we don't know when Reading game will happen" this was the one. It must be nearly 25 years since I last went for a midweek game which I THINK we lost but things were VERY hazy. Thought it was all going to go bewbs up when the Ryanair website crashed on me twice but credit card says I only paid once so good to go. Now have to PRAY your crazy snowy winter ends and the weather doesn't screw things up, Fog, snow, the wrong king of rain etc

I am AWESOME! We have to deliver 150 odd wedding invites to Krakow... The DHL quote was insane because they will take up a Ryanair sized wheelie bag. So I did some checking around and I can get back to UK on airmiles, fly Ryanair to Poland for a night with the in-laws, get the lads to pick me up and get me to the Norwich game and get back home to Salisbury in time for a couple of pints of 6X, and we saved 48 quid on DHL INC the match ticket cost... So FMDP says? Good idea honey book it! Result! Won't have room for the Dxb Saints flag in my carry on bag but I'll be the one posting on the match thread just to annoy Eric & Ohio

Finally caught up with the first 5 episodes of S2 of Once Upon a Time this weekend. We really enjoy this. Perhaps it's because we'd REALLY love to know what type of sh1t they smoke when they sit down and plan their story lines. OK, so episode 5, we've got The Evil Queen who wants to not be evil, her really doubly evil Mother, King Midas, Sir Lancelot, Snow White, Rumplestiltskin, The Mad Hatter, and Dr Frankenstein. OK so what about episode 6? OK yeah, I'm feeling this, Mulan, Sleeping Beauty, Captain Hook, a Beanstalk and a Giant? Hmm not sure that's random enough, yeah, that works, Robert Carlysle as a Gaurdian Angel armed with a typewriter and some twist in the tale regarding a Rolex watch. Brilliant, pass de dutchy from de left hand side dude.

Carrefour Pickled Chillies on the side...

Hmm but IF they have given enough ammunition to actually take out a case against the head honchos in PDT it will hurt them to hell and back, distract their attention from the job at hand and even IF it doesn't go to court it could still make an enormous dent in their cash

[h=5]Goddamn you Brits. FMDP was supposed to turn up at the wedding in a horse drawn carriage. You didn't have to go and eat ALL of them[/h]

Oh dear, When swimming in a pool filled with Hungry Sharks it is really not wise to open a packet of razorblades while blindfolded and in the dark and play pass the parcel with them. Wonder what the opposition will come back with first? How are PM's expense accounts? Hope the POL guys never got told off for smoking in the school yard (or worse)

Mama Mia is on again tonight.... FMDP's again and again and arrrghh

Sod having a beer in my seat. Bring back Smoking Permitted Seating Zones.

Yes, this is something we have learnt from this fourm

They'll be congratulating each other online next and then opening bottles of Chardonnay...... .........We all know how the days of ITK'ers & Takeover threads turned out

OK, so I am now having to do a list of songs for a Polish DJ to have on his mp3 player for our wedding party in May. Not as easy as it seems considering that a Polish wedding party last 12 hours.... And that we have a band playing around 10 x 45 minute sets who's "English" music tends to comprise of Europop & Ricky Martin Anyway, in the SONGS THAT MUST BE ON THE LIST there is "The first dance" song which is a priority over everything else. Then there is the SECOND song. The one that MUST under ANY circumstance be played at LEAST twice. Of course being nutjobs you already know what that song has to be (I have to cater for 80 Year Old Polish Grannies, my Mum as well as a bunch of Saints Fans & Bullfrog Veterans) So, I'm googling away to get the links and found this. The original from ToTP of THE song. Happy Saturday one and all. Have a good sing a long AND a ROFL at the same time (in more ways than one)

Saints fans have become so much more than Prawn Sandwich eaters. They FLY to Away games now http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41758-Newcastle-flying

I'd argue differently... SRL is taking up more and more positions outside the box and becoming a creator (his partnership with Gareth Barry holds so much promise). Think HE needs to shoot more from outside the area rather than AL or JP... Again we saw the (comedy) value of that with Joe Hart. BUT he is the man with the ballistic boots, so would love to see him letting rip more often

If you sit with MLT, drink with him, record the entire conversation when he explains Pinnacle, Match Fixing and NC, post it on Audioboo, put it on twitter and on here, the same people will still argue 1) you made it up 2) he has never explained himself in public 3) will ignore it the next time the issue is raised

You have a PM Hatch

Duck! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279020/It-like-scene-Armageddon-movie-More-500-people-injured-buildings-smashed-Russian-mobile-network-wiped-meteorite-shower-causes-widespread-panic.html

Interesting confirmation of how much money Wolves earned from TV last year when they were rubbish - 39mil. Cue debate about finances again Also that in theory we SHOULD have one more televised game this season so ONE game could be re-arranged still....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2278949/Premier-League-table-TV-appearances-Is-club-star-attraction-turn-off.html Interesting article this morning about Televised PL games (in UK) How many times each club has been shown, how the money is split up etc. Also interesting how we are perceived in the "Entertainment League" towards the end And nobody likes watching Stoke on telly. Science not rocket arrange re

That's lucky then. Tesco & Aldi will be needing some new low cost meat substitutes for their Value range products..... Just remember in a couple of months to shake any burgers you buy in case they liquidate the bell as well as the TCWA

"Hello. Mr Philip? I am calling from TimeOut Magazine. Yes the competition you entered for the Jazz Festival? I have good news, congratulations, you have won two VIP tickets with full hospitality to the biggest show of the event." Oh great, is that for this Friday? 3 Doors Down? "Oh no Sir, it is the very big concert NEXT Friday for the band from Irishland, The Script." Oh but what about 3 Doors Down? "Oh no Sir they were the 3rd Prize, you won the first prize." Can I swap? "No Sir we already called the not so important winners" Oh sh1t "Pardon Sir" Oh sweet, I trust they have Complimentary Alcohol in VIP? "Yes Sir including Champagne" Oh fine, thanks, that will help "You need help Sir?" No great, where do I collect the tickets from? "We will send Limosuine sir" Does it have sick bags? "Pardon?" Does it have my address? "Oh yes Sir we have Google" So Stone Roses Thursday & free booze Friday. Could be worse.

Damn you Eric. Bacardi & Coke all over the keyboard

HTH