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Reports indicate Matt could be better than Luke just not ready yet Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Christ I get on a plane for 7 hours & have 8 pages on my fone to catch up. Interesting Appy. Close Trousers but no cigar. Oh and yep another upgrade. I get more of them these days than Neil gets windups. Oh don't worry if they come out of admin this season. Like buses none for 12 months then 2 will come in quick succession Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

So, IF Bradford hold on in the 2nd Leg and play Chelsea in the final at Wembley... And Chelsea finish in the Top 4 & Qualify for the CL..... Does that mean.... Bradford will all be going on a European Tour? ROFL

Wonder when was the last time the bestest did this for an Away game? Anywhere? Apart from SMS Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints Our allocation of tickets for this Saturday's game at @AVFCOfficial has now fully sold out. Great support! #saintsfc

5 according to the taters Saturday

Yeah I forgot, some of you are youngsters. Jerry Hall took over from Kathleen Turner in 2000 in The West End version of The Graduate. It was a big thing at the time as Kath & Jerry got all their kit off on stage Yes I was a sad sicko and went. Yes it was worth it.

Dustin sh@gged Mrs Robinson because her hubby wasn't around. Now who do we know are in a close relationship with Mr Robinson. Who could in fact be called his "other half". So, where is he? In the days since (just before) the court hearing we have had only a bland press release from the PDT, but nothing from the man himself. Seeing as he is pretty fecking central to the whole endeavour I think it is a valid question to ask. After all TB has to have "his issue with him" resolved within the next 6 days or the court hearing to see if they have solved their problems so they can set a new date for the valuation hearing will be "a problem" We hear nothing from him or about him and woosh cost cutting happens at nottarf for the first time in a generation? Nobody else think that's worth questioning?

Don't be silly. I simply observe and comment on the bleeding obvious. Then occassionally I find out gems (such as CSI's biz plan which, you may recall, caused hohoho to have a break down over budgeting) which cause me to go off the rails but I then go off into oblique mode. This is different. I simply wonder why Dustin hasn't been given a whack with a blunt instrument from an outraged hubbie. That ain't oblique.

Ooh update on our upcoming superstars... They are actually signed by EMI......... And one was an Academy Player..... got 15mins first team against Manure in a Cup game More on Monday

Yes, all well and good but why is Dustin ****ging Anne Bancroft. Where is???????????? Because........... IF............ He has been so quiet all over the past weeks.......... Where is he?

Look, I know the new Calendar is a key moment in the timeline of this thread. And the Bubonic Plague victims memorial is yet another classic. But in the midst of all the merriment I just want to say Anne Bancroft. Yes, you remember her. Young Dustin was able to do naughty things because? ?? Somebody wasn't around when he came calling.... As in..... I wonder where Mr Robinson has been these past weeks. What was the last we heard? Waiting on a deal in Birmingham was it? And? Oh dear, what would happen if he just left his partner to get screwed as in the film?

Let us not forget that TB made a decision He gave PDT "Exclusivity". So I repeat previous comments "HE STOPPED TALKING TO ANYONE ELSE" It really would not matter if any other idiots out there were proven to be tyre kickers, but PDT have had a hell of a lot longer than a "month" that Pinnacle were given. Will it make a difference to the outcome down there? Probably not. Has TB dropped PKF in the sh1t? Quite possibly. The whole thing just seemed so obvious at the time - here you are Mr Chinny, every excuse you need to prove Negligence, would you like that on Royal Worcester sir? It will be with you in a moment after I finish cracking the Porcelain under this toilet seat

Oooh TB could be in trouble?

Which will no doubt be the attitude of the club. Is he better than what we have? Then don't sign him even on loan. He is not match fit has only played 1 PL game - his 1st appearance at this level for us would be guaranteed almost Foxesque

I reserve the right to stay worried until MLG gives us Gaston's stats as a CB in place of Jos.

Oh Christ, don't start, you'll set Oldnick off again

Well, others did point out that it had been "all quiet on the Eastern Front" over Xmas. Perhaps we are starting to see why

And Luke Shaw earlier this season...

#worried. They are getting injured players back and we lost Jose. Not good. Also will be out of town for this and prob not able to watch grumble moan

Hahaha & Oops. I'm in trouble. Seems the dumb cow from Argentina is coming here with a Trade Delegation. They invited FMDP to a meeting. Seems me shouting Oh please can I come I want to give her a b1tch slap was NOT the right thing to have said while she was still talking to them. I'll just have to find a Polo Shirt with a Sun logo for FMDP to wear

Keep your ears peeled for #HOLLAPHONIC I Don't Want it to end. Their first single just got it's first airplay over here today. 2 local "lads" got their recording contract in December. Not yet available on download but will post link when it is. But their deal is Global not local. From all the Twitter feeds, they Smashed It. Would not bother bigging up a "Local" record except. One of the pair is a member of the Dubai Saints Massive. Woo hoo we have ANOTHER nutter/global superstar in our midst! And, for the post with the link, MLG will have something to "research" that will be relevant Anyway they are on FB & Twitter under that hashtag

I just want to add that you have to gag Trousers BEFORE you roll him up & put him in a wheelie bag. He tends to scream & shout abuse a lot otherwise

Frequent flyer tip#4793 When packing a suit always place it in a returning from Dry Cleaning Plastic cover with the shirt inside Helps reduce the wrinkling. (Supplement - some people swear that rolling them is the answer - certainly is for ties & I find it works for Trousers I need to keep wrinkle free Tip #10 Have a high quality wheelie bag of the exact dimension (not one with sticking out wheels) and one that has a separate suit compartment in the lid (Delsey/Samsonite) Tip # 2321 Wear one suit, find local Express Dry Cleaner on arrival (NEVER the Hotel unless you have a good Expenses policy) because you have two spares HTH

Cracking one Ron. Now did you come up with that or has MLG just nicked it for twitter ?

Nope, nothing has come to fruition yet. But there do appear to be some rumours dribbling about. As I said on the previous page. Just imagine a day that starts with Neil Allen's "We've saved the club with your pledges" headline followed a few hours later by Oh, The Property Developer has just sold nottarf to Tescos for a 35mil profit Followed by, never mind, Havant is closer to our true fanbase Or possible similar or (no, surely not) worse scenarios for them