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Ah ha - THAT was what we have been missing The Doctor Who are you my Mummy version of Nuns

Connolly gets one, oh there is a big surprise. Nobody on here saw that coming. Luckily the forum is dead slow I was about to post the contact details for Samaritans again!

Kourva they have so many chances still they not score OK so the lucky Turkey Stir didn't work but nice work by my co-commentator there

Time to go down and give the Lucky Turkey Stew a lucky stir

Argggggggggghhhhhh Que sera sera it ain't meant to be to be as Rickie hits the post Or is it signs that we are getting closer - still plenty of time But I think we all know what we need now Where is he?

Just back from putting a lucky Turkey Stew on to cook and Guly brings a cracking save from the keeper

Ohh great well done Jaidi stupid back pass what was he thinking with 90 seconds to half time Oh krap

OH you meant at the football, oops sorry

Don't we all Needs an expert Twit to start posting them on the Solent Twitter feed First time Brighton have nearly got round the back.

Saints players taking the opportunity to take on Isotonic Drinks And liquids as well Tater's keep up with Sports Technology there then

DM sounds like he has a sore throat or something today

Brighton parking the bus by the sound of it giving us a lot of space. We like that.

Crikey, even the GF realises today is an important game, she just came in wearing her Saints/Poland shirt and instantly we get a shot cleared off the line Barnard would never had the pace to get round the keeper

Time the second really big decision of the day, after Nige picks Gobern... yep do I start off with a Magners on the rocks or Guinness. We're gonna be fine, Spurs supporting fiuture son in law is here to listen in (nobody wants to take him to the pub to watch the spuds) so last time he watched us was away at Charlton & we got a point there. Here's hoping for consitency today. But he ain't getting no Magners that stuff's like Gold dust down here

Prozac helps. Failing that I believe Old Speckled Hen has healing properties

The Samaritans Call us: 02380 632888 E-mail us: jo@samaritans.org Visit us: 11 College Place, London Road, Southampton, Hampshire SO15 2FE (from 10.00am to 10.00pm). There is wheelchair access, and an adapted toilet is available Just thought I'd post their details up now, having read the last night's matches thread, think a number of posters may need to be able to find this number by 5pm tonight. Losing at Brighton will not end the world. (That happens next year according to Hollywood) It will make life much tougher but our future will still be in our hands and will cause even more strain pain and woe

insh'allah. Lot happening work wise but trying to get an excuse to be back for Walsall Man, the Brunch deal was a cracking good one, BUT we found out later in the evening & this morning that "All the Leffe you can drink" in 4 hours is one mo-fo of a very bad idea when washed down with about 6 buckets of Moules. Had to send "the Maid" out on an emergency trip to the shop for more loo rolls, none of us could leave the bathroom area for long enough this morning

Rubbish deal Belgian Beer Cafe today all you can eat & all the Leffe you can drink for 19 quid.... Trust me that was far too much Leffe

Like I said I don't remember a darned thing about it but you may well be right

No, it's just you trying to understand them at 7am in the morning. They're easy to understand at 11pm after a bucket of bevvies. Oh and that list of countries - of course they are all having Street Parties. heck we're even having one down here. It's what our Embassies are for don't you know (organising Street Parties & getting beach ****ging Brits out of Jail) Oh and no, I ain't going, although I fancy The Last night of the Proms with the Royal Marines Band

Actually a good article At least the journo did some research & found out we have RL & LB in our team

So. Back to the Russians. How exactly do you put a deal together from all the facts we know? You give Chinny a quid & one of the parachute payments You use the other Parachute to pay off the ain't gonna play again stupid wages Leaves you with a club & the need to get some players in So the only cost they REALLY have is the cost of paying off the Snotrill and hangers on and getting in a proper Lower League manager who knows how to build a squad up from nothing. They ain't buried yet they could end up with owners who got them for a quid & don't have to put much money in But wow, the Few are gonna have a heck of a mind shift to understand all of that

A Jock mate told me a few years ago that we should get Paul Lambert in as Manager. How I gave him stick. Ho hum

I tried ever so hard to be gentle on BTF, but she kept on going. Gordon Brown without doubt has been the worst disaster to hit "GB" since the Luftwaffe. His bright idea to free up the banks, The Gold sale, The Pensions Theft? Jeez. TBH the best description I ever heard of him? He was the Iranians/Chinese/Pre Cold War Russians most successful ever Deep Cover Agent. Let that moron join the "global Gravy Train?" You must be having a laugh Gordon Brown - The man who makes us down here happy we lived under "An oppressive non-democratic regime" BTF stop defending that pr1ck or saying you were only posting "alternative viewpoints"