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I say that was awfully good fun. Licence to post whatever we want woo hoo Deppo you're a oops switched to wrong server by mistake sorry

Strangely. I haven't had a nasty cough in years..... Although my mate's wife back in Blighty had a chest infection and she left it and left it, eventually after about 2 months and different doses of anti-biotics it went away. So moral of the story, as per Hammy's friend, go to the quack get the meds or move

He puts his left leg in, his left leg out, in out in out shakes it all about Oh Danny n'woke, oh Danny n(a)woke..... Oh maybe that's why I never try and write songs

Stupid idea to make a sci-fi in Southampton. Should have made it in Skatesmuff, would have saved a fortune in special effects and make up for the Aliens

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: yeah, that was very true, he was by far the 4th most influential Arab in the world at that time. Higher than the Ruling Family of Abu Dhabi, the Royal family in Saudi, Emir unpopular in Bahrain, the Saudi guy who owns everything including Disney, Sheikh Mo himself, Mo in Qatar trying to kick out Blatter, yeah he sure fits in there.... NOT Perhaps what the article (now removed) really said was that he was the 4th most influential Arab in the world - of Chess

204/8 Some work to do on first innings batting by the looks of it then

Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up! The Grim Reaper came for me last night, luckily I beat him off with a Vacuum Cleaner. F*ck me, talk about Dyson with death

Sweet - made my day - thx

Ooh Paul Simon rumour & Kylie (again) loved her show when she came here even tho I only went under duress from the GF White Lies OK that keeps me interested BB King on Pyramid thank fook it now won't clash with something the GF wants to see headlining Duane Eddy - wow that goes back a long time

Relax - Frankie goes to Hollywood

Ahem http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?29451-Lol-at-the-scousers-having-a-dig-at-Torres

Great idea BUT, someone needs to take the project management on - not jut designing the thing & paypal etc, but also I am pretty sure that the club should be at least informed if not formal permission requested. I remember my run in with the Stewards over a simple Dubai Saints Flag, and the last thing we want is for some jobsworth to stop the flag being taken into the ground for Image Rights or Elf & Safety reasons

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IMHO the Diamond works when we have Lallana in the team. Guly "sounded" as if he tried hard tonight, but with Hammond in the DM role that means the newbie Stephens had to play wider. May have been a bit optimistic by the sound of it, Dickson sounded as if he kept his shape better but would like input from someone there

Hmm Interesting time to troll Twitter then, see who was right

And OK fair enough that KD got done at his near post again for the second, but interesting to hear that Harding "did his groin" and as a result got beaten for pace for their 2nd before he could be replaced. So sounds really as if it was one of those nights. Draino - go get some band aids And well spotted DM

Well done to them. Watched Poyet as a talking head during the WC & he impressed me with his knowledge but also his humour Well done to them up there, shame they'll probably lose Gus to a mid bottom PL team before their season is secured next year

Interesting that the players only got to the ground 15 mins before Kick Off. Sounds like the M6 closure had a big impact on the team as well as many fans from Saints & Chelski, so again, I rescind my minor groan on the match thread about us starting very slowly. Sounds like we did damn well to start at all

OK apart from the fact that "According to the commentary" being narrow allowed 'dale to score two goals. I AGREE with you that the availability of players shouted Diamond, and I would have gone the same way (Guly ain't no winger) Also he DID change it, with a 1st half substitution (may have been forced will have to wait & see) Point is though with no injuries & standard 4-4fecking2 we would have won tonight. Nige did warn us to expect ups and downs, I won't hang him for the selection, but I go with the taters view & their 2 goals that tonight it didn't work

Actually feel more confident now, we've got the annoying loss out of our system and that will have wiped away any complacency in the players & management. The injuries have dictated the formation choice tonight, unfortunately it was a FAIL, but what I like about NA is he does learn

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Oh dear 'ow sad, never mind hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lol think that applies to far more things than simply UFO's

Harumph NA out boo tactical disaster Nige But understand why he did it with injuries

OK Hail Mary pass with our old favourite