dubai_phil

Agree. Think it will be tough enough that we will need one of your perfectly timed appearances on the match thread and a full 90 minutes concentration on GIFS & Nuns. MORE important will be for Nige to calm the team down after Saturday and get them to run out on the pitch knowing they have to fight for the right to play. If the team do that we'll be fine, but any slight complacency after the run we have had of late......

Oh did I mention Charl Schwartzel is a very nice bloke and has a mega fit GF Had a very nice dinner with in back in Jan on the beach in Abu Dhabi And Rory - FFS if I want to watch golf like this now I watch videos of myself

Nightmare for Rory luke nearly in the mix then WTF on 17 Adam Scott - should have won a major years ago, has he made it this time Massive thunderstorms here Sat TV on and off so have been watching a lot of Sky online - Love Monty but the rest is yuk - adverts FFS

So here we go, the spot on the sofa has been fought over, the nibblies are in... Is he The One? Or will he feck it up as many before have done. Come on Rory, you pull this off & all the photo's/gloves etc I've got signed for family on your trips here become worth a mint on ebay. You know you can do it for D_P.... yeah right Tiger in the Top 5? COuld still do it. 5 hours non stop telly and.... NO adverts - cool!

According to a mate who google's this stuff, turn right out the end of Patpong on Sukhumvit, past the Pink Panther, cross the road by the 3rd Durian Stall, left by the antiques market, then 3rd door on the right after X-Boys. Just tell them Avrum sent you

Ah the trail of the Hamsters posts from last night run far and wide across the forum... Oh how embarrassing they must have seemed in the cold light of day..... But also funneh Good quick work to get checked out oh short but mighty one If ONLY the forum match was still on I could have been in England in May when the boat comes in Now just have to rely on work.

No, he is not under-rated. He is a very good striker with a good goal scoring record. He has strengths and he has weaknesses (which is why he is in L1 not at Barcelona) We have a style of pplay which is getting better and better. He scores goals in it and gives 110%. Cannot argue with that. I also would imagine that if our Scouting team have anything in their heads they will be looking for someone who fits our style of play and brings in what LB does AND will be quality in the PL. That is one of the weakness of LB - is he good enough in L1? - yes, will he be good enough in NPC? - probably, although some games may not suit his style. Will he be good enough to play every week in the PL? Hmm - you can teach a lot of things but that 1st 3 yards of pace that you need up there??? IMHO no, BUT he could be useful off the bench at that level

I watched the golf yesterday. Tiger missed a putt (again) He lifted his head to the heavens facing straight into the camera and without being a lip reader everyone watching could see clearly what he said. Ain't seen anyone demanding he is banned from playing today, Barnard said a word to people who were making obscene gestures at him? Are Orient taking any action against them?

Actually the opposite - we scored twice today, and you are our mascot on the thread. Just can't work out how we managed without you The fact we seemed to win without too many bouncing boob gifs and tales of OSH or even your divine intervention - either you were off sick or we have finally moved on as a team. On subject, what a great show by our fans up there today. Gang - you have truly earnt any hangovers this evening acquired on the way back to Waterloo (or according to Solent - Heathrow/Stanstead/St Pancras/Dover etc) Awesome performance again

Did Alps send in a sick note today?

Hammond got through the game without a booking We hang on and score on the break, so unlike us Enjoying the emotional rollercoaster ride I think Jeez now need a few hours of watching the Masters in order to get the pulse rate down below 250bpm Saints on Player - more buzz than a gallon of Vodka Red Bull

FFS almost a perfect day. Now if only the few could lose

Sounds like Rickie set that up wonderfully. Maybe Rickie for England after all? But in midfield.... lol Phew phew and finally fecking phew Oh and great call by Hutch And they hit the post Oh thankyou Big man upstairs

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Get in BARNARD GET HIM A TAXI! Woo hoo

Butters got booked and took a knock and came off. Ain't tactical

One for Deppo there I reckon

Butters off Martin on who goes in at RB then 4 CB's in defence

Oh krap only 32 minutes gone 2nd half

We are getting torn to shreds down the flanks SORT IT OUT NIGE FFS

Ok ENUFF ALREADY Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh

there changed it for you, more accurately reflects the forum sentiments now

Oh alright then

Actually What you really needed to know was that we had a skaggy week and the temp hit 41C - yes 41 fecking C on Wednesday Today has been glorious, clean air and a crackingly perfect 32C with an expected low of 28 tonight Apparently where Eric is going skiing it is around 28C as well up in the mountains. If that is true I expect Alps has simply melted away

Enforced change of tactics for the 2nd half Guinness isn't cold enough so have decided to sacrifice my last bottle of Ringwood Old Thumper

No Bewbs today Sending in tweets from abroad is far more fun Get at it chaps