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Lol the taters just noticed Stephens has come on and they have no idea how long he has been on for Yellow card for someone Worryingly letting them back into the game Shut up about cruel twists Adam

Arrrggghhh

Indian run rate has stayed constant Guambeer looking set, Dhoni looking dangerous 157/3 off 31 overs

BARNARD YOU FECKING BEAUTY Taxi for LB Woo Hoo! It worked first goal for ages!

When has one of our subs ever scored within a minute of coming on... Or even scored twice in a minute?

I think it was down to me introducing a comment about the Cricket with Dilshan taking a wicket and then whoosh India scoring at 5.07 an over required rate now over 6 but only 3 wickets down

You just smoked something it's OK

Well turn it off again FFS we want to WIN this

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Oh what a superstar FORTE

Oh that Adkins is an abolute genius, what a stunning change of tactics, what an astonishing coup it was signing up Forte Or should I say Phew

Meanwhile Dilshan has taken a wicket

Oh good grief

OK so is this a double bluff we have a 1st half thread and we stick with the tactics or we rebel and make our own fred

She could have a lot more out if she asked me nicely Must send you the original email

OK then as it's half time we'll use up our last one and move onto more traditional tactics for the 2nd half

Well at least the report from The Madjeski cheered me up a bit

We need to calm down and stay patient Maybe this will help

Oh never saw that coming

Hahahahaha Saints fans have learnt to be patient over the last couple of years Hahahaha Nice one tater's We don't need DM after all

It's 25C. No that is not a weather report - way too early yet. More of a oh bollo I forgot to put my Old Thumper in the Fridge and it's 25C Damn Sounds like lots of over passing again

Blimey the DM sub sounds like he's trying to do a bad impression of D_P singing the Buggles @ karaoke JUST made it back from the Dry Cleaners in time Phew Solent start with a fashion police tactic, didn't see that one coming

The bar where my Girlfriend was working as Manager when I met her so Anna

Ash far as I'm concerned you lot go blow leaves, I'm off down the Beech tomorrow

For that I sentence you to 2 weeks of non stop listening to Celine Dion's greatest hits over and over and over until you are led out in front of the Northam to sing "It's all coming back to me" at the final home game of the season

Eek how many Yellows does JF have? One stupid Ref Red away from disaster