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OH yeas Lee Barnard Barnard Sweet free kick

OMG DM just said cock live on air! On the Zube here will switch to Old Thumper at HT

Dangerous FK to Yeovil Alps must be hovering

Adam is sounding sharp tonight

Yo Big word to our Yankie brethren from Solent Time for you to have a smoke boysh

Lol hello Bompey fans tuning in to our game on Solent while waiting this is what real football crowds sound like

Here we go, c'mon Saints give us a Smiley Middle as well as a Happy Ending for a change

Oops kids had borrowed the headset and turned the volume down Doh

blimey - turn the Volume up Solent FFS

Frantic build up to tonights game. Mate over on hols so had to bumble round the Par 3 with him and munch an over cooked Steak Baguette Back in time to show sons how to make Mojitos, they just came back from a touristy Desert Safari & had stopped at a road side maket & bought a ton of fresh limes for 20pence Then they wanted to fire up the Karaoke machine, that was a larf, with Blink 182, Led Zep & The Eagles making appearances Thank fook they have now cleared off to Ladies Night leaving me with a nice calming Pint of Zubrowca with Apple Juice, twist of lemon & a sprig of mint Ahhhh bring it on Saints Player... What they don't want to do now is

So, when will the photos be on flickr?

They won't be, they're being bought by Murdoch Oh

So, what you are saying then is that both Rickie & Adam are in line for call-ups to the full England Team, along with Ryan Doble (who may be back from loan by then) making his debut for Wales. Fantastic, now I really have to get down the pub to watch. What time will kick off be?

Man, I have no idea where you get your positive pills from. 0-2

Pulis PLEEEEEEAAAASSSEEE

I think I preferred it when we didn't play. Results seemed to go our way those evenings/days Maybe if we don't play again for a month everyone will lose all their games and we'd only need two wins in our 14 games in 14 days to get 2nd place

Uh oh Now I'm worried

Man is not a bit of a Mong. he is a part of a section of this planet's population who wishes to see all of us living in caves and mud huts, under the FALSE name of Islam. He is hated and detested by millions of TRUE Muslims, he and his colleagues roles are there to stir up racial hatred that they can expolit. This is not free speech, it is as deliberate and divisive as if the EDL had held Koran burning sessions. These people were cast out by ISLAMIC societies as being in conflict with the majority interpretation of Islam by Muslims. This is NOT a political left/right issue - as I said, the BEST attack on this guy came from a LABOUR MUSLIM MP

Isotonic Sports Drink, or water plus Isotonic tabs. Even when cold it can keep you going and a bar of chocolate helps! (Or of course you could do the whole ADVENTURER thing and by a bar of Kendall Mint Cake.... barf

God, I hope your last sentence is true....

Looks like Walsall moved the goal posts. Also before going all watchdoggy, your conversations with the club were on the phone, so I expect you would find that this is more in a discuss with the club in more detail than go down the angry route, and go the written road as in OK I followed your advice but. I know I've been out the UK a long time but I don't think that phone conversations remembered are yet admissable in a "sue you type argument" so negotiation is still your best bet

Lol

The most eloquent condemnation of this came on Sky News yesterday by the Muslim MP (Khaled Mahmood I think) from B'ham who called it a disgrace and showed how badly warped the UK legal system is that this idiot could act like this towards a Charity and yet in a different context, an EDL member doing something with a Muslim symbol would be heavily fined for Racism. Free speech is relative as he went on to say, he caused massive offence. The idiot in the court is a fool. If HE couldn't do anything then the Law is an Ass Simple answer to be honest to people like these - revoke their passports or at least their benefits if they do not wish to live in the society.

In the words of Basil Fawlty "There you go again, stating the bleedin obvious" Which is why the thread was hypothetical in extremis. It asked a "What IF" question to give some thought to what might occur. There is no doubt whatsoever that football with the new financial caps & squad size regulations has become more competitive this season. Many articles are now looking at the PL and pointing out that the "relegation scrap" could be one of the biggest for years with teams all the way into the current top half of the table being at risk. OBVIOUSLY as the financial rules even the playing field, it gets harder to make the step up each level which is why we are ALL so strung out on results ATM. So, back to What if? We don't go up with an NPC quality sqaud, the standards in the other leagues continue to improve and more competition exists in L1. What happens then? Sell the stars and build a team like Bompey? Throw more money at "L1 Superstars" WHAT would YOU do? What do you see NC doing? what do you see The Liebherr family doing?

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