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Ah that's nice a red x

Have we crashed yet? COYS

Yeah the only think the locals will protest about is the huge fall in property prices and their credit card debts (that they never have to pay back) Oh and news just in The new Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped these and other familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality. Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

On the bright side at least HE won't be droning on about the Skates or Bompey

Busy day go to Gov Office dont have right papers go get papers need another paper before you can give that paper, go get other paper not allowed need a paper from the Gov office to get that paper. So then I played in the floodlit monthly medal and had a Canneloni. Now I feel sicker than an EoA post. But the Cuba Libre seems to be working served in an IKEA 500cc glass is the trick I think. Oh WC - OSH has a fox in the advert, it is old and refers to a mottled female chicken

Dune???

The new Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped these and other familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality. Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

Here's an interesting fact. The forum hasn't crashed the past couple of matches. And EoA hasn't been sat guzzling OSH for a similar period Ergo the team should drink OSH before a match Or something like that

Played: 46/30 - Wins: 23/15 So, 16 games to go and we need 8 wins to equal last season's numbers. And we all feel that a 2 points per game average is what we should be aiming for. For "The Others" OMG this is a disaster, we've already had 8 defeats this season, that is only ONE less than in ALL of last year, we are DOOMED

Yup which was why every darned flight OUT of here and BACK to Europe was full up until today I wanted to fly SUNDAY or MONDAY to be back for TUESDAY sorry it was so difficult to work out A mate needed to come FROM there to here Sunday and the plane was empty

Bit of a harumph. Was supposed to come back for work this week and had a road trip on the radar.. Then found out that it was Half Term in Europe and not a bloody chance of a flight back until late today. Oh well grumble groan will have to try and make it back in a couple of weeks. Another late night on the innernet then, hope we remember to turn up for the first half, we've tended to forget how to come out and play from the off from time to time. These games are as we all say massive now and we need to get our run of away games off with a bang.

OK so how did you find my 2010 summer vacation video?

Who me? I think you'll find it's Alp who does the largism on this forum, I could never walk in such illustrious footsteps. Still, one bit of good news for the few from the recent months, how lucky they were that Gaddaffi Jnr stayed away

Took a while, but knew one of the great minds on here would take up the baton

In other news, sources say there are no indications of any connection between Poopey FC and the Break-In and theft today of significant amounts of highly valuable IT equipment from The Vodafone DataCentre in Basingstoke. Source confirm that the closeness of the Centre to the Cash-Stapped club were co-incidental and that the links between Poopey FC & possible Criminal entities within Eastern Europe exist only in the minds of a few Internet Bloggers. However, despite the denials, the fact that the theft occurred so close to a rumoured date for the payment of wages has continued to cause speculation to mount.

Interesting the negativity again on here because we didn't play Champagne Football. For once, listening to the commentary seems to have given us an edge vs those at the game. After we scored, Danny Wilson changed his shape and Tactics, DM went on about it for some time. Our midfiled got closed down more and we "stuttered badly". In fact DM went on at some length giving NA some stick for not reacting to the change. Eventually the Swindon change round resulted in them scoring a goal. NA responded with a substitution and a tactical change of his own bringing more width into the game (commented on by DM and some on here) Perhaps, the coaching staff and manager felt that the battle for control of a packed midfield would be important from the start and so chose their tactics accordingly? So, we play well enough to hit the woodwork a couple of times and score NA is then lambasted for not responding to the changes in tactics by the opposition in the first half (and it becomes dire). Makes tactical changes and we score 3 unanswered goals and have one disallowed. Guys, make your minds up Play tactics to beat the opposition and change things around if they don't work or go out and run around with no plan? I probably wouldn't have noticed if I had been at the game, but DM sometimes manages to see things happening and explain them to us rather than simply trottinfg out what we don't wanna do's

I think we should abandon all searches for Extra-Terrestial life. I mean just imagine, we invest all that time, effort & money and find a planet inhabited by Alpines

Due to the local legislation, where they give you 4 years for possession of an illegal substance and inculde possession as being in your bloodstream, I cannot unfortunately reply with the comment - I wish I had some of what you guys have been smoking. You are in a relegation scrap. When you realise that you will survive & we will have all those Derbies next year. If you continue to dream..............

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Park Lane pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?', she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. That's when she beat the **** out of me.......

Oh and memo to Tom Cowan Dear Tom, we notice that you are a student. We fully understand that in these troubled times, being a student can be an expensive (and dangerous) career choice. We wish to point out that our firm of Grabbitt Scratchitt & Runn, Ambulance Chasers par excellence will be pleased to represent you in your claim for damages. Based on the fact that already you have been away from work, we believe that you should aim to sue Mr Cole for two weeks wages to cover the time off work and for one years wages to cover for the mental trauma, anguish and damage to your personal reputation and future employment prospects. ie put simply, you should be able to sue the c*ck for around a couple of million quid - you lucky sod, you'll never have to work again!

Cashley must have an incredibly small penis if he has to show off by taking an air rifle with a muzzle (silencer) and night scope to work to show off his manhood to his mates. I mean Air Rifle range about 20/40 yards if lucky and you need a night scope on it. Oh dear oh dear I truly fear for the future of mankind when it allows potential future Darwin Award winners to reach a level of Global celebrity

I get lost from time to time. Can someone remind me about Lumpitts press conference. Did he say they had 5 buyers but that Poopey had to prove funds? To pay the wages?

Tried out new tactics today, being hungover and grumpy in the first half, seemed to work as the impact of the Bloody Mary worked and we regained control. Also left out the important details of what was for dinner so sat down with my Steak Egg & Chips to hear 3 goals going in before rushing off to watch the Egg Chasers down the pub. Not sure I can take many games like that though, how the hell some people can keep up a grumpy persona for more than 45 minutes is way beyond my experience and knowledge of Human behaviour. Am liking the table now, turn the wannabees over at Dean Court and life will be good. I assume all the Brighton fans are calling for Poyet to be sacked, hammering him for being one dimensional etc etc etc

And that you whineging wallies