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Antonio you MUPPET take the ball into the CORNER flag FFS

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh FFS SORT IT OUT

ooops

Why worry? we all know who we will be getting No no no that was a joke not being complacent

ooh it's gone awfully quiet with that substitution

Lancashire coming on and Lambo misses a 35 yard volley

Antonio you muppet... why didn't you... Oh sorry had a flash back moment there :-)

Gillett coming on with Antonio

Silky, delicious? WTF did someone give the Solent guys a new book of cliche's for Christmas?

Ipswich not quite as potent says Dave.... As what? Guinness? OSH? Jaidi heads great chance over arrggh

ooooohh that was close

Sorry, was getting a beer. Suspicions of a handball by Ipswich player for the disallowed goal. Could say I saw it from here but t'was on the commentary. Guinness ahhhhhhhh

That's old age for you:D

lol mystery guest in the Directors Box today.... My mate's the driver for the ref and he feels right posh:-)

Showing your age Omerod as others have said performed a critical team function. He also came damned close to scoring at Cardiff and becoming a legend. He can't have been THAT bad if Kevin Davies couldn't get in the side, or was that WGS being a sh*te manager?

Isn't it just so much FUN reading the real stuff!

Hang about, I'm claiming copy right on this thread title :-) Post #8068 5:21 yesterday In shock news today, your on the spot reporter can reveal that Sultan Bin trump has announced that Portsmuff football club has been saved. In this new plan, Bin Trump will take back control of the club having gained special permission from the PL to relocte to the Sheikh Zayed Sports City in Abu Dhabi. It is believed that the local sponsors will pump millions into the club to take it forward. Bin Trump stated "The PL have given us permission to move the club straight after the cup match today. They expect to let us have the final permission to continue playing as an English League club by the end of 2015"

Interesting, followimg David in Sweden's sweepstake and there I go thinking that the "we could make it up line" that we couldn't invent anything as obscure as what happens each day at Poopey. So I suggest that the next thing will be Al Faraj being abducted by aliens and lo and behold a tenuous link to Poopey and aliens appears http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/7036018/Death-of-UFO-expert-Paul-Vigay-a-mystery.html But really, really can't wait to get back tonight from work and see what they've come up with today. Deciding to sue Newcastle for breach of contract?

If only I'd been that quick when I played, might have got further than Salisbury & District Div 7 I am Sooo looking forward to reading tomorrow's updates... Why am I thinking of that old cartoon series... Herge's adventures of Skinttwins

Good, no idea about him, but I have been worried about cover for Lambert, and we've taken action to solve that problem. Identify problem area, sign player to solve it. Jeez seems SO easy doesn't it

Nope http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12874_5879191,00.html

Hope they don't. They may do a few hundred thousand pounds worth of improvements

Nope, didn't even begin to think about making one up as funny as that Oh & WSS Whacko can't spell more than three words in one post properly and lives 3,572 miles from here, otherwise real close. But don't worry, I'm sure his time will come down the road. After all right now it's a Circus, and if I remember, most travelling circuses have a Zoo or at least a Petting Zoo

You know, I thought I'd had one of life's really daft & surreal moments today. I'm doing my thing working for Sky down in Abu Dhabi at the golf & I ended up having a very strange conversation overheard by one of the journos with Ian Poulter where (although not meant that way) it came out that (as the Journo put it) that I was offering him much needed advice on his fashion sense. Now I thought that was the funniest thing that would happen to me this year. But no, I came back on here and read the last 3 pages of this. Can we start a sweepstake on what on earth can happen next? Surely the next one HAS to be the claim on insurance for Al Faraj being abducted by aliens, OR of course Al Fahim making a new power play so that he can pass an extra 10% on to Westwood. Obviously "You couldn't make it up" doesn't apply any more, perhaps it's time we started making it up and watching it come true!

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