Johnny Bognor

Indeed, they should be called FAF (Fascists against Fascism)

Bring back

I always wanted C1 JNT, but the DVLA won't sell it to me.

My old man's a Bury fan and my first game was at Fratton Park to see Bury beat Pompey in the late 70's. So I started out as a Bury sympathiser and a skate-hater first and foremost. Then I was taken to a Saints vs Man U game in the mid 80's by a mate's dad (who lived in Bognor). As I was born in Soton, hated Pompey and enjoyed Saints beating Man U, Saints were a natural choice. The 'Bognor' connection was also founded back then as there was a group of Bognor Saints that used to go in the late 80's early 90's. They all seemed to disappear over the years and I was the only one left.... hence my former "Bognor Saint" Saints Forever name. I was nicknamed "Johnny Bognor" by the Sotonian Neanderthals (oh sorry Jake, I didn't see you on the thread earlier ) that I still go to games with today..... So there you go, if you want any more details, then buy my book.

Beginning

With the clear scortched earth policy of the outgoing government, the ministers responsible should be tried for treason.

Tower --------------------- I'm done. Nighty night.

JermaineWright ----------------- Very impressed. You're wasted on the left.

Playwright --------------------------------------------- Very good BTF, straight out of the JB Book on political wit and satire. Did you make that one up all on your own?

misanthrope It is from your mate Dave (and Nick)

antiseptic Bet it made you laugh though

Psychopath

Aquaduct

His further home is only 14 miles from Westminster.... if I didn't have better things to do, I would give him a lift each day.

Ah good old Jon ‘Two Homes’ Cruddas! Cruddas is supposed to be a socialist MP. He likes to think of himself as “Real Labour”. That means he’s supposed to be representing the ordinary working class voters. Yet he’s got TWO homes in the same city. One is in Dagenham, which he bought in 2002 for £105k and is probably worth around £180k by now. Dagenham is only about 13 miles from Westminster....and as thousands of commuters know, the centre of London is not exactly in outer space.....it’s not that hard to get to....even for a socialist. His other home is an upmarket flat in a Notting Hill (in fact, just around the corner from Dave). Cruddas bought his Notting Hill flat in 2004 for £375k and is currently worth £900k. Trendy Notting Hill is just four miles from the Commons. Now, what property do you think that Cruddas has been claiming his second-home expenses on? Yes, you’ve guessed it – the flat in Notting Hill! There's one thing worse than a socialist and that's a ****ing hypocrite socialist with his fingers in the till.

Hmm, but most of the £1.2 trillion UK public sector pensions deficit is not included in these numbers, which on their own are 85% of GDP. If you include them, we're bust! The mainstream press is widely reporting that the public sector pensions deficit has now grown to £1.2 trillion, standing at 85% of GDP which is more than triple that of the United States as stated in a report by the British-North American Committee : The Governments of the UK, US and Canada are understating significantly the true cost of their employees’ pension costs in terms of both the liabilities already incurred and the annual cost of running their public sector schemes. In the UK, where unfunded schemes predominate, public sector pension liabilities are £1,177 billion, about £20,000 for every person in the UK, equivalent to 85% of GDP, a percentage three times as high as in North America. These findings are in a study The need for transparency in public sector pensions, published today by the influential British- North American Committee (BNAC)1. In the US and Canada, where the majority of public sector schemes are now funded (i.e. a ‘real’ fund is being built up to meet all or some of the cost of anticipated future pension liabilities), the position is somewhat better. In the US, whilst the net liabilities of public sector schemes are higher at around £2,700 billion2, this equates to ‘just’ 28% of GDP. In Canada, liabilities are under £250 billion, equating to around 27% of GDP. So our position is going to look 'favourable' (stretching it a bit, I know) if you don't include all the liabilities.

atmo

Flat Pack

Sticky-Toffee-Pudding

Are you suggesting it didn't happen? Anyway, Liam Byrne is founder of the computer company e-Government Solutions Ltd, a provider of e-commerce solutions to government. Is that how they redistributed wealth, from taxpayers to the chief secretary of the treasury's personal company? No wonder he finds it thoroughly amusing, eh?

Oh yes, the millions of people that are going to be affected by the current economic climate is a laugh a minute. I'm glad you find it funny though.

.... and that's the problem with socialism. They always run out of other people's money.

Don't worry about running out of paintballs, you can always use the butt of your gun to good effect

Nope that was St Jason (his SWF name)

Svensson