RedArmy

I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of the week we are in full lockdown. They’ll introduce it slowly day by day, hence the daily press conferences.

So they don’t have to provide financial support.

Still waiting for sadoldgit to say when we’ve been told to avoid mass gatherings?

When?

It depends if my plumber thinks it’s the gas valve, while every other plumber in the world thinks it’s the PCB. I might go for a second opinion in those circumstances.

But that would also be peak flu season when the NHS is already stretched to its maximum.

Some areas in the USA now that they are finally increasing testing are seeing over a third of all tests come back positive. The USA are the ones trialling herd immunity, not us.

Panic buying over a virus with a 0.05% death rate in this country.

Breaking news 4 hours ago

Where’s MLG when you need him?

First world problems. Oh the humanity.

Instead you’re losing to Peterborough Forever league one.

If only there was a way to review red card challenges, oh wait....

You can get in the bin too

Get in the bin you dopey skate

A very specific scenario in which every person on board was exposed to the virus and repeatedly tested. Your logic only works if 100% of cases are known and recorded, that is clearly not happening, therefore the numbers are flawed. You can’t use all cases that have run their course when you don’t know of all cases, as I already pointed out over 50% of cases on board the diamond princess they did not know they even had it as they showed no symptoms.

Behave The diamond princess is the only real analysis you can do. Less than a quarter of the boat caught it, over half of them didn’t even know they had it. Only 6 have died and they were all over 70.

If ALL cases were known and recorded the death rate would be much closer to the true expected death rate of between 0.1 and 0.5% No country has the capacity to test anywhere close to the level needed for that, hence why the numbers are heavily skewed at the moment with only the very sick getting tested.

Why would they be irrelevant? An infection is an infection. Obviously those cases that are serious enough to need medical attention are more likely to result in deaths. The same as with any virus that has the potential to kill. .

And the rest. Over 3,000 confirmed cases but there’s likely to be at least 10x undetected. Extremely low death rate.

Therapy alone does work, not in all cases, but it does. I’m not putting all blame on GP’s by the way, mental health services in this country are beyond stretched, but there are plenty of online CBT courses that people can be referred to rather than giving them a prescription and pushing them out of the door.

Must be the fans at St Mary’s making them play śhit again.

A problem not helped by GP’s that are too quick to give a diagnosis of depression/anxiety and throw a prescription for citalopram or sertraline at someone.

You worry about everything by the looks of it.