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Hopefully it has the same effect on the pitch that it had on Beattie, I very much doubt it though.

Still let Scholes have the run of the park though.

Cortese is an egomaniacal bellend. But MLT is acting a bit like a twisted ex-girlfriend. Would take Tiss's side 100 times out of 100 though.

We had no idea how to deal with Scholes when he came on, that was our biggest problem.

Struggling to work out if you're being serious here.

Aren't all signings about money?

I'm surprised this little secret hasn't slipped out before, what with our track record of trying to sign big money players from Europe's elite clubs.

Wouldn't be surprised if Hypo was one of them.

Classic! What's to trial? If he wants to sign here, which I very much doubt he would, you just f*cking sign him.

I'd love to have a day at the races with Channon, and a round of golf with Tiss.

How will I get my daily share of lols if he's not here for mongs to call him 'June'? Devastated.

From the bits I saw, Federer didn't seem to playing with the same fire he normally does.

Sounds like the 3 port valve.

F*ck me we've got a clever one over here.

Yeah true. With our new HD screens, and red felt around the pitch. Champions League is inevitable. If he says 3 years, we'll probably do it this year.

Champions League in 3 years HAHA

Why the fck is Guly wearing the number 7 shirt?

Really? Pretty sure some of them just went on a minibus to the Evian game at the weekend. Sounds pretty dedicated to me, unless all of their parents live in France/Switzerland.

The same Gareth Bale that scored a Champions League hatrick at the San Siro? LOL

Are you actually comparing promotion back to the premier league, to actually winning the title? S

There's a difference between aiming high, and being a fantasist.

The signings so far suggest not...

He should've been after the 04/05 season.

Probably someone seeing the Range Rover with a German plate parked outside SMS, doubling 2 and getting 5.

Ha Ha.