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At least someone has maintained his/her sense of humour..... Old Pompey Blue, , Cold and Wet in Wonderland 28/01/2010 13:39:19 Fancy a laugh? Then read on: Pompey have signed a unique co-operation deal with Voluntary Services Overseas (VSO). “Yet the indigenous people of these countries have been so taken with the poverty at Fratton Park that the latest news of the probable non-payment of wages has led many of them to volunteer to play for the club for the remainder of the season.” One of the first volunteers was Zimbabwean midfielder Fiddel de Books, 44, who said: “I was moved by the plight of this poor club. From the pictures I have seen they have no running water, no money and are riddled with corruption. “We Africans are only too familiar with this situation. Some of my friends do not understand why I would be prepared to fly to a foreign land and work for nothing, but it feels good to give something back.” A Pompey spokesman confirmed the deal, while signing a five-figure cheque for the club’s chief executive. He said: “This is just the sort of forward thinking this club is becoming renowned for. Volunteering is the new working. Given that we’ve given up all hope of avoiding relegation already, we are only too happy to have overweight foreigners playing at no cost while our existing players walk away from their expensive contracts. “Rest assured we are not in danger of administration with this sort of player recruitment policy. By the way, have I ever told you I’m a lawyer?” Christ...I read it, I cut and paste it, and I'm still the second one to get it up on here!!!!

Are you certain that you're a Saints fan....FFS, say something positive for a change. All you ever do is criticise the club, the team, the manager, and now the Chairman.

They went out Tuesday....your scoreboard wern't working!!!!

Surely they wouldn't do that.............would they?????

Breaking news...no less:D

Ahhhhh!!!!....IC said the blind man;)

Poopy had one re-posessed...

There you go Wes, I have ammended it for you;)

Not really...I think Poopy were given a simular amount of time before Christmas, they just failed to come with the agreed repayment scheme.

He had a lot to do with the rival bid, and has not had anything positive to say about NC and ML since.

'After the recent articles printed in the echo which seam to be nothing more than sour grapes towards SFC i think a boycot is in order' Or seem!!!!!....can't sign up to this until this is corrected.

Now that's interesting...it's allways been a thing of mine to try out a new game, with all three teams playing each other on a bigger pitch, with three goals. That would be quite a specticle IMO.

Is this starting to turn into....'I couldn't give a fig'...about Saints thread. FFS, these people saved us from oblivion, and now some are posting on here, that they couldn't give a stuff about our 'alledged' 'arragant' chairman. I hope to god he laugh's off comments such as these, and indeed, dismisses the Echo's comments as well. We need NC, and we need ML, lets not start shooting ourselves in the preverbial foot!!!:tfrag:

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IMO, you're wrong on all accounts DP....I'd be very VERY worried, that ML would also leave, should Cortese go. It's well documented, that's he only invested because of Cortese.....yes, I'd be very worried IMHO.

Not really....on our thread we are mainly sympathetic, on Poopeys they are laughing at CP's troubles.

As the title said, reports from SSN, that they are in administration.

Their first free signing, is reported to be a 36 year old Libian striker!!!

Touched on by mcjwills, further up. Very funny if true!!!! They also face a winding up order by the HMRC, which threatens to put them out of business. Meanwhile, *financial *director Tanya Roberts has resigned from the board after growing tired of *conflict with *convicted fraudster Danny Azougy, an adviser to the current *owners. Azougy was ejected from a meeting with the Premier League last week.

Sunderland 1 up

You may, and you did;) and it is/was/still is:D

and, the fees for the youth training facility....HMS?

That is soooooooooooooo funny:smt043

Is it true, that all transfer fees go to the PL first, and then to the selling club??, if true, could/would the PL hold onto said transfer fees, to pay of Poopy's debts!!!!!!!

Has been extremely quiet these last few weeks, mayhap he's on holiday, gardening leave perchance!!!