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Gallagher had to score there!

Ok... Good spot.... Add "most games" to the end. I'm simply highlighting our lack of consistency at times

Yep #reverse psychology

If we could play like this for 90 mins we'd be top of the league

Unlucky Adam!

Yes!!!! Fonte!!!

If only we could play like this for 90 miniutes

We're making arsenal look ordinary at the moment.... Famous last words...

This will come true. Unfortunately

Usual Saints domination in the opening 10 minutes

@paulbelvers: No suggestion yet that game will be delayed but am told Arsene Wenger will be unhappy as he insists the team arrive 80 mins before start.

Their problem, not ours. Sod 'em... Should have set out earlier.

@samcunningham (Daily Mail): Rickie Lambert still injured so Mauricio Pochettino is handing teenager Sam Gallagher his first start v #AFC. Huge night for him. #saintsfc

Good news. Had a hunch Gallagher would start given Rickie's injury coupled with how composed he looked on Saturday.

You can't gain access to the internet because your computer's going in for repair? What do you think this is, 1983 or something?

About the same time its taken Southampton Football Club to recover from a catastrophic implosion then...

That made me chuckle too

No, but two of the things that make Portsmouth great are.... "Pompey's noisy fans are famed throughout football" and "We held the FA Cup for a record seven years"

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/video-ten-reasons-why-portsmouth-is-great-1-5836000

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25926648

Who's going to bite? The bite potential rating for that one is only 7.7/10 so not many

@alex_crook: Poch also told me he had dinner with Katharina Liebherr last week #saintsfc

@alex_crook: When @SimonPeach asked Poch how many signings he plans to make he put up one finger #saintsfc Charming! He was only asking!

This appears to be the first person to have tweeted the 'news'... Registers 8/10 on the vague-o-meter...

Does this mean Wang isn't buying us anymore?