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Celtic linked with him too... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11787/8851355/transfer-news-celtic-manager-neil-lennon-refuses-to-be-drawn-on-alfred-finnbogason An opportunity to hack off Celtic supporters twice in one transfer window...

Looks like he had two assists and two goals in Heerenveen's opening game of the season... [video=youtube_share;w_TWFoky0CQ]http://youtu.be/w_TWFoky0CQ Nice idea for a new style of kit there too... stripes and hearts...

The Pompey massive aren't happy with The Sun again this morning... "Gloom? What gloom?!"

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Always good to buy a striker with a good finnish IMO...

Just been subbed

Just been subbed Meanwhile, Pompey's next opponents (Mr Beattie's Accrington) take the lead away at Middlesborough.

Talksport: "ex-Southampton man Andrew Surman looking so determined to get on the scoresheet this evening"

@officialpompey: Attendance: 7,620 (1,354) #Pompey fans

Just cut and paste the first 6 pages rather than wait for another 6 pages of the same

Not sure. Best to check the BBC Solent travel archives to see if any roads were closed for the ensuing open top bus parade(s)...

Is that the same branch of science that explains why flies are attracted to sh1te? Bournemouth score...

http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-cobuild/take%20the%20bait/rise%20to%20the%20bait

We'd play our U21 side, wouldn't we...?

You do realise the OP said 'unlikely' tweets...?

Second round. The draw is on Thursday I think. (Is that what you meant?)

Manchester United @ManUtd Tickets for our title decider vs #saintsfc go on sale on Friday

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC: Skacel signs #saintsfc

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Romain Padovani backed to fill gulf left by Johnny Ertl’s three-game #Pompey absence. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/padovani-backed-to-shine-in-ertl-absence-1-5356063 … Walkthe92 ‏@Walkthe9T2 @pn_neil_allen One might say he has elbowed his way in.... Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen @Walkthe9T2 Very good, very good!

Can anyone work out the carbon footprint of these 6 pages?

Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Full Time: #pompey seal their place in the 4th round of the FA Cup with a 4-1 victory over #saintsfc at St.Mary's. Great to watch the game from the directors box this time!

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/08/06/uk-britain-economy-manufacturing-idUKBRE97509F20130806

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/cup-tickets-on-sale-tonight-971888.aspx

Webster loan confirmed... "people forget he's only 18".... so, how about playing your 18 year olds rather than ship them out for "experience"....? #sameoldpompey http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/webster-loaned-to-aldershot-971884.aspx

You wouldn't catch Lady Trousers going to watch something as unsophisticated as football. She's into more intellectual sports such as cricket.