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Thick northerners #standard

Yep, he sucks...

Just need to keep one of our customary clean sheets and we win this.... ah...

Bosh!

JWP territory

FFS Stu... Pass to one of your colleagues once in a while!

His pass completion rate must be in single percentage figures at the moment

Yep, he'd have been on the end of that Armstrong cross just now if he hadn't checked his run into the 6 yard area

Please Mr. Martin sir, can we go back to the more direct faster football that we played in the first half Vs Leeds?

My 0-0 prediction looking sound so far

Do we? My hearing's not what it used to be mind...

Who was the last player we had on loan that we then booed when they were back at their parent club? Can't think of anyone off the top of my head.

Congratulations! 🍻🎈🥳

F**k me... Sounds like a bunch of 12 year olds arguing in a play ground. They couldn't make it sound any more unprofessional if they tried. How can rugby and cricket make this kinda thing work so easily yet the football authorities completely f**k it up. Amateurs.

Surprised he could pick up something that big with webbed fingers... https://fb.watch/nrIfCF-MOz/

Why? Have Pompey run out of charities to steal from?

You need to have a word with Louise from the Stoke Sentinel in that case... https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/stoke-trent-sayings-phrases-1425464 #source

0-0

Ay up, Ow At, Orate? Conner bate a game a nogger!

Echo this... Always best to bet with cash rather than sacrificing one's offspring

Nil nil you say...?

Obviously a different one to you.... https://www.specsavers.co.uk/ 😂

😂😂😂

Love to see Rory's emotion there... Struggling to hold back the tears.... (Just don't let @Lord Duckhunter see it... #noplaceforemotioninsport )

Ha... Almost...