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Crawley go top of Conference.....ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4 mins added time at Brighton....FFS

GOAL: Sheff Wed 2-2 Yeovil : Johnson (86)

Colchester down to 10 men

PREM: FT Blackpool 2-3 Man Utd

GOAL: Arsenal 3-0 Ipswich : Fabregas (77)

Is that one of those quizes where you have to rearrange the words to make a well known sentence...?

2-0 to Brighton

Correct. Perhaps he's thinking Yeovil won't have any players left soon....? :-)

Not sure - I keep dozing off.... GOAL: Blackpool 2-3 Man Utd : Berbatov (88 )

GOAL: Hartlepool 1-1 Notts County : Hughes (69)

SENT OFF: Yeovil, Virgo, Professional Foul (69) Down to 9 men

Brighton vs Colchester - quite possibly the dullest football match on the radio ever

GOAL: Arsenal 2-0 Ipswich : Koscielny (64) SENT OFF: Yeovil, Ayling, Second Bookable Offence (64)

No sure I've got the moobs for it TBH

GOAL: Walsall 1-1 Oldham : Westlake (61)

GOAL: Arsenal 1-0 Ipswich : Bendtner (61)

GOAL: Blackpool 2-2 Man Utd : Hernandez (74)

GOAL: Sheff Wed 1-2 Yeovil : Huntington (57)

GOAL: Blackpool 2-1 Man Utd : Berbatov (72) GOAL: Leyton Orient 2-2 MK Dons : O'Hanlon (56)

Second half underway

Me? Serious? Blimey, don't remember that one. Perhaps I thought I was using my 'Verbal' login ID at the time....? Getting sloppy in my old age.... ;-)

People can easily use different personas on a messageboard. I, for instance, have been using the 'ever so slightly barking' persona on here for 4 years now and I'm nothing like that in real life.....