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May I asked what you typed into Google to find the video in the first place....?

BA?

^This

Or.... Cortese said to Fry: "Bazza me ole mucker. I'll give you £2m for Macko if we get an offer we can't refuse for Chambo. On one condition....if the press ever ask you if we've talked money, just say we had a chat about it, but never made a bid. Ok?" Fry to Cortese: "Okey dokey Nicky baby. Mum's the word, you cunning geezer you"

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Christ, give me a chance....

Wembley have got the right idea.... I hear they're installing a banger racing circuit at Nottarf Krap....

Genuine question: Had Labour stayed in power last year, how would their policy on debt reduction have prevented this temporary seasonal dip?

Here's my bank details: 33-16-27 00893173 A deposit of £10k to underwrite your guarantee will suffice. Thanks. :-)

Just buy him FFS Mr Cortese. Even if we end up with too many strikers it's one less promotion rival to worry about. You'll get your money back next year.

The surrounding "track" is used by a travelling monkey chicken zoo during the week.

And if we don't pull it off....? ;-)

Couldn't agree more...

The Sun page 1: "SKY Sexism Furore" The Sun page 3: "Kayleigh from Skegness gets her tits out for the lads. Wayhay!"

Blimey...first time in 5 years one of my conspiracy theories has turned out to be true! Good work Mr Cortese. I like your style. There again, perhaps it's a double bluff from the club? i.e. Telling people they are putting rumours out there when in fact it's all true...hmmmm...,

Good Horizon programme on BBC2 at the moment....

The Saints Twitter service has gone very quiet the last 48 hours. Usually a sign of some big news brewing. That is all.

Horse's mouth?

Yes, it's been free for a year or so now. But it makes excellent cat litter tray lining so I take mine with me rather than leave it on t' train.

"Prefers Saints" as in the money is better or he prefers the set-up and prospects here?

By the standards of this forum, that seems like 'ITK' territory to me...

Why is it baffling? It's just a different opinion. Some think the cup isn't a distraction, some think it is. That's all.

It's a storm in a D-cup if you ask me

28. Winding up non-Tories to the extent whereby they raise a thread about him.

Tonight's London Evening Standard (back page): "Saints chairman Nicola Cortese is demanding £10million up front with the Gunners targeting a deal closer to £5m plus add-ons" Stand your ground Mr Cortese...