trousers

Fleetwood Mac

What, Davis stays in goal? Madness if you ask me

Can't they just fit some tights around the front of each jet engine (with some elastic bands or suchlike) so that air can get sucked in but ash particles don't? I once got a 'B' in O-level applied physics. Back in the day when exams were still difficult

Can't we just play three up front? Would save all this centre midfield debate....

Yessssssss!!!! Barnard! Get in!!!! Blow the whistle ref FFS!

Yep, well done Pards, but a pretty standard management tactic given the circumstances I would venture

Badger urine. Enjoy

Morgan just sent off...FFS!

Still saying 0-0 on Ceefax. I'm not celebrating yet

Not even if Wallsall hadn't conceded 2 in last 3 mins? Not even if Millwall had played like a top 3 side yesterday? Not even if we had then won today? We weren't that far off this week. Fact. :-)

Jesus Christ

Morgan hasn't been sent off yet according to Ceefax. In Ceefax we trust

FFS

I knew you were going to say that

We're on the third sub-page of page 318 on Ceefax now

solent.sport@bbc.co.uk.

Yes, I do

On the kitchen tv - a Matsui special...

I'm doing something I haven't done in years....watching the results on Ceefax!

Eyjafjallajokull

Full Time

4 mins added time

If Millwall win I shall vote labour Love Tory Boy

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