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Good thinking. So, all we've got to do now is find a connection between a footballer's name and a famous doctor. Should keep us going for a few hours. I'll start us off. Any of these fit? Famous Doctors 1. Spock 2. Demento 3. Faust 4. Freud 5. Seuss 6. Zaius 7. Phil 8. Laura 9. No 10. Know 11. Who 12. Jekyll 13. Zhivago 14. Kevorkian 15. Dolittle 16. Livingston 17. Moreau

Day 4: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2089721,00.html

Do you think someone should let them know what league we're in? I know we'll walk League 1 but..... :-) http://www.farnboroughfc.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=839:farnborough-0-reading-1&catid=1:latest&Itemid=196

Not having a pop at you here Ian (honest Guv!) but when someone quotes a source as saying "will" rather than "might" is that just a case of being loose with the English language or are they actually that sure about it? For example, if someone 'inside the club' had got wind of the fact that a player was booked in for a medical Wednesday this week, that doesn't mean they "will" sign for us but it might lead to the source articulating it as such. So, just to clarify, is your source adamant that they "will" sign or is it more of a "strong possibility"....? cheers!

Picking up on Weston's post...Lallana only has one year left on his contract. Assume we're in the process of offering him a new one?

http://www.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=6944&start=0&sid=fb96093d14bd79c9ee4d0920954ac889 LoL at people quoting GCSE education as if everything you were taught as school is gospel. Next you'll be telling me that glass is a liquid and Monday is the first day of the week....

Bluff

His contract is up at end of August

We have two distinctly different kits - a black kit and a white kit - we have therefore fulfilled our League obligation of having two distinct kits - I would therefore venture that the onus is on Notts County to wear a kit that doesn't clash with one of ours

And add to that the fact that Stephen Fry on QI said it was a myth too :-)

The logical reverse of that observation being that one of our top stars was not in either home or away kit photoshoot.... *cough* Lallana *cough*

We just used rentokil to get rid of two nests. £89 quid. All very efficient.

Fret ye not. Club spokesman Jordan Sibley is in charge and empowered to make signings whilst Cortese and Pardew are away. Relax

First world cup winners with 'Spain' in their name

Day Two: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2088857,00.html Mr Pardew gets a few mentions but still no photograph.... ;-)

Skins

Wot no Red sash....? At least we now know the delay in announcing it was so they could get as many new signings in the photoshoot

Another quick question if I may....does one have to register a hashtag so that it is unique or does it just 'work' through word of mouth and regular usage? Cheers

Ah, cushty - cheers.

What's a hashtag? Be gentle with me - I've only just registered on Twitter for the first time today..... I couldn't work out how to 'follow' @officialsaints via my iPhone Twitter app (although I could do a search and look at what was being posted, both by the 'owner' of @officialsaints and the comments of those 'following'), so I logged on from my PC browser instead and was able to click on 'follow' @officialsaints from there. But, oddly, I could only see posts from @officialsaints on the website via my PC (i.e. I couldn't see the posts from everyone following, like I can on my iPhone). Give me a quill, ink and parchment paper any day!

And no shirt sponsor....

Source?