trousers

So, did we buy an oil rig in 2007 or what?

People that put 'HTH' at the end of their posts as if they're pointing out some revelation that no-one else on Earth knows ;-)

Or, more importantly, those who indicate when turning right but don't then indicate left between the penultimate exit and the exit they are taking. All women are guilty of this. Fact.

Done

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8311289.stm

North Korea

IQ tests before being allowed to conceive a child. Problem solved.

No truth in the above whatsoever then...?

Did they find Skacel in there?

Yeah, and where are they going to get their ciggie money from now?

Brown/Darling borrowed yet more money to finance this giveaway. What would you have cut instead?

"You silly arse" RIP http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10147436.stm

Little and Large (comedy bronze)

T-shirt

Yes

Only one month until the nights start drawing in again....

That's assuming they sell for £375 next season of course....

FFS

When you go for a wee and you realise you haven't quite pulled your foreskin back far enough

c.33,000 ?

Fondle