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Is this the first game Jones hasn't made a sub within 70 mins?

I'd bring on an extra midfielder, albeit an attack minded one, for Tall Paul, i.e. Stu Armstrong

This

Confirmation just in. It is indeed a hatrick for Tella.

I'm hearing Nathan Tella may have scored a hatrick. Bear with me while I seek confirmation

Dissent

Too soon for a "2 points off 15th place (ignoring goal difference)" table...?

Yep

About time a ref did that for back chatting

Lol

Give him a new extended contract FFS. Tactical genius

Jones in!!! #genius

Nice idea but I've only got 5 bottles of whisky...

Yep, exactly what we've been missing. Hope he can do that kinda thing consistently rather than the odd flash in the pan here and there

Even if a defender clears off the line? (For example)

Or just bookmark one of the usual stream aggregator sites and let them do the hard work...

With the 1970s Gareth Hunt advert in mind, more likely to be Nescafé that Jones is making I'd have thought...

Only from our collective eyeballs probably...

So, what happened to the new Jonesball philosophy of playing those not involved in the first team squad in the previous day's B-Team game...? It's almost as if he's making stuff up as he goes along...

Mixed bag...

Maybe I'm old too old fashioned but if someone explains why they do something then do the opposite, that's enough cause for confusion (I'm not judging which approach is 'right' or 'wrong', just observing the inconsistency in words vs actions)

Not one chuckle? What's wrong with you people? That's comic genius right there.

Scuffed it

I could be over thinking this, but didn't Nathan Jones just spend a whole week explaining and justifying why he puts senior players who aren't going to be involved in the first team squad in the B side so that they don't "sit in a hotel all weekend", only for no such players to appear in the B side this week? Semmens also defended the policy at the fans forum saying we should expect to see it more often. Hashtag confused.

If our Nathan stands and delivers for the rest of the season then maybe we'll get to like him...