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Regular viewers will acknowledge that I've always been one of the more pragmatic benefit-of-the-doubt brigade, but not this time I'm afraid... It's "Martin Out" for me... I've seen enough... In fact, I've seen far too much...

What's happening in the game guys? Doesn't sound like we've had a single decent effort on goal this half yet?

Our players have been half hearted for several seasons now...

Tempting, but I might get some strange looks in this Croatian bar... There again, they're usually more liberal this Continental European lot...

I accepted JWP's departure because I want him to get back into the England fold, ergo he had to stay in the PL, but needlessly letting Tella go will turn out to be the worse decision of the transfer window IMO. The one proven scorer at this level in our squad and we let him go without a fight. Bonkers.

Been too busy enjoying myself! Having fallen in love with the place, defo a destination I'll be returning to. živjeli!

To be slightly fair, AA's best games have been when he's playing deeper rather than as a striker.

Sadist

PSG vs Dortmund on in the bar here in Croatia. Small mercies...

Baffling indeed

Just checked the TV listings here in Croatia and the only Championship game they're showing tonight is Sheff Wed Vs Middlesbrough... Result! The thought of having to sit in a bar here watching us play again was filling me with dread!

P.s. what do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?

Some heartening 'Russell' news just for balance... https://paradepets.com/pet-news/jack-russell-kittens

There were a couple of times in that press conference that I said to myself "Jones would have said something along those lines"... Don't think he's at Jones' levels of madness though.... Not yet anyway....

Yep... He seems to think if he slaps a "...but I don't blame the fans... Their negative reaction is completely understandable" at the end of every paragraph then we won't notice his thinly veiled pops at the fans... Unlucky Mr Martin, there's a few fans that are clever enough to spot it...

https://fb.watch/n84CLom_cz/

Any time now (3pm)

Martin saying the players did what they were asked to do and KWP saying pretty much the opposite in his post-match interview. So, who's talking bollocks...? Martin or KWP?

Forum regulars will know that, historically, I'm a pragmatist / benefit-of-the-doubt kinda guy, but after tonight I've seen enough.... Martin is quite clearly out of his depth and we need to replace with the likes of Graham Potter sharpish before it's too late. However, given the recent Jason "everything is rosey" Wilcox interviews, the chances of anything changing are are slim to zero, alas...

I'm usually one of the most positive forum members... What is there to be positive about at the moment, pray tell?

Probably too many Martini Espressos here on the Croatian Riviera, but... I'm buggered if I'm going to be the forum pragmatist any longer.... Martin clearly isn't up to the job... Get Potter in to sort this mess out... What is it with Sport Republic and selecting managers that are quite clearly out of their depth...?

Well spotted Inspector Clouseau...

I'm fed up of being that 'benefit of the doubt' supporter... sod it... Get Potter in now FFS...