trousers

Yep, no need whatsoever to risk any of our key players in this game.

Bugger... 3 flatters them a little

Good job we haven't got another away game in 65 hours time... Ah...

Yup

We've been worse since more of our regular starters have come onto the pitch...

Always a risk when playing extra meaningless games...

Game over

I guess it could be a sign that Downes isn't "close" to returning ergo we need to give Charles as much game time as possible... (?)

FFS Charles... Open goal pretty much!

KWP coming on...?

FFS... make the right decision when you get to their penalty box... You're professional footballers FFS

We've got a kitten. The scratch marks on my legs would beg to differ... 😂

Dodged a bullet not signing this Gakpo fella...

Keane and Wright correctly highlighting our poor decision making (or lack of) in the final 3rd

This, with knobs on

Decent first half, albeit against their 3rd team, or whatever it is... (Yes, I know we're not playing our first choice team either) A good performance with no goals highlights our lack of a clinical strike force, yet again.

Yeah, that'll teach me to quote an ITV commentator!

Lucky deflection...

First shot on target... How inevitable was that...?

Bugger...

We just hoofed a goal kick into touch... Not in the script, surely...?

Good save Lumley

Alternatively, here comes the inevitable 'just before halftime' goal...

This has got 0-0 (and penalties) written all over it

Don't want to score too early otherwise they'll go up a gear or two... Wait until around the 85th minute I reckon