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We almost did a goal!

Your faith in the new recruitment set-up is admirable (Odds-on I'll get a bite on this statement before the end of the season... )

Birtles saying we should put the ball in the box. What utter twaddle... What on Earth would that achieve FFS...

Calling @Matthew Le God to the thread to remind us how much better these players are than most Championship teams...

Stephens #facepalm

This has been our best 10 minutes in a long time to be fair

That was actually quite amusing from Vardy there

Defenders ball watching, just for a change...

Who had 17 minutes in the Vardy sweepstake then?

How long have you got...?

Do we know why Lallana hasn't been in the match day squad since becoming player-coach...? Appreciate he's nowhere near as good as he used to be but surely he's no worse than most of the rest of the squad?

I hate to go all MLG on you but that's just telling me where he's worked, rather than what his achievements were when he was there....

Ok... I'm going to try and turn my pessimism into optimism.... Given there's a huge amount resting on Spors' shoulders to effect the turnaround, please could someone post a brief summary of Spors' achievements to-date, to help convince me that he could be the saviour that he's being touted as. Cheers. (Yes, I know any future 'success' won't be down to one man alone but, inevitably, Spors is going to be pivotal to any success nonetheless)

Genuine question: what are the optimists seeing in Sport Republic which makes them believe that they can "sort things out" when the evidence of the last 3 years clearly suggests otherwise? Don't get me wrong, I'd love to share your optimism but my logical mind is steering me towards pessimism...

I'm not *that* stupid. I'm one of those highly intellectual Mazda drivers

Why would I want to lower my IQ level to that of a cyclist just to fetch the shopping...?

If you ever have to illustrate to someone why we've gone from being better than a club like Aston Villa to exponentially worse than them in the space of a few years, just get them to read that sentence right there... 👆 #nutshell.

I'm helping to save the planet you fool!

Sainsbury's flawed "like for like" substitution policy. Twats.

Yeah, my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek

Our previous 34 matches have all been pretty pointless in all honesty....

Probably wise (for a change)...

Personally, I think MLG's faith in Sport Republic is admirable...

Yeah, sorry, I'm in a bit of facetious frame of mind this afternoon!