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If Fernandes stays I will personally volunteer to have his babies. Can't say fairer than that.

I guess the question mark over Armstrong is whether or not he'll perform at 2023/24 levels when he knows it's likely he'll be ditched at the end of the season, regardless of how well he does. Could conceivably affect his motivation levels compared to last time in the Championship?

Maybe a similar trajectory / pedigree to Bella-Kotchap...? (Only without the alleged attitude problem, hopefully)

Trying to work out if that's better or worse than every post coming across as supercilious...

If a rival has two players that are better than our key midfielder, doesn't that logically indicate that we should be trying to offload him and replace him with better player(s) rather than keep hold of him...? Edit: just re-read the context of your post and I acknowledge I've somewhat missed the point, but the logic still stands out of context: i.e. we need to be matching or exceeding the quality of players that our rivals have, so we should be looking to upgrade on Downes anyway, if the likes of Leicester have better players in that position

As in "season 4 of Clarkson's Farm"... It's 'series 4' you f**king imbeciles

At least, unlike previous seasons, we can be reassured that they're no doubt busy working on signing a marquee striker whilst acquiring these other players that we don't need...

Indeed, its a load of old bollocks. Probably the same twats that say 'season' instead of 'series'.

Echo this.... It's "Russball" FFS

Yeah, fair point. One's tongue was somewhat in one's cheek (just for a change)

Winning is so overrated, it's all about the performance... he needs to grow out of that mindset sharpish...

So, which fishy posters of yore are we looking forward to welcoming back to the fray on here next season? (Assuming they decide to crawl out from the rock they've been cowering under for the last decade or so). Gotta be the erstwhile toy salesman for me, although my jaw has only just fully recovered from the amount of laughing at him last time...

I've dusted off the bunting ready for the triumphal return of Corp Ho... A rose amongst the thorns.... #ifyouknowyouknow

Yep, you can use it for that too.... (So I'm told)

Indeed. Defo a false economy buying cheaper cling film.

Tosser (Cheque in the post)

Bite his hand off... Ah... Probably could've worded that better....

I battled with supermarket own brand cling film for decades but I recently treated myself to a roll of Bacofoil clingfilm and it's the dogs bollocks. The cutting strip actually works and you don't have to spend 27 minutes each time trying to find the end of the roll and tearing it in the wrong places. You're welcome.

The BBC (and others) talking over live coverage of news stories... e.g. the opening of the Canandian parliament as we speak... just shut the f*** up you annoying ****s.

😂

How many sherries is that so far tonight Sidney?

What, even the self-confessed annoying twats on here...?