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This, please 🙂👍🏻

Peter Kay not in the top 10? FFS.

It came up with Farmer Saint = Glasgow Saint when I tried it. AI still very much a work in progress then...

Has AI never heard of Nigel Farage then...?

Ha! I'll take that 😁

As a fence-sitter, I assume I'd come out as Nick Clegg....?

Ah... bugger!

Ah...phew!

Make it so!

Inevitable that Jay Rod will score #saintsy

I just tried searching for a quote along these lines but couldn't find it. Could've sworn I read such sentiments a while back. Hey ho, crap memory syndrome strikes again!

Fair point 👍🏻

Ah, fair enough. Yet more evidence of the Trousers memory cells letting him down once more

Indeed. In fact, didn't one of them say that fans were going to be "very very excited" by our transfer activity this window? (Or have I misremembered them saying that?). I'm still waiting patiently to feel that level of excitement but I trust it's not far away now...

Other than justifying the existence of Sky Sports News twice a year, what's the point of transfer windows at all? I don't recall it being an issue that clubs could sell or buy players whenever they wanted throughout the year back in the day. Maybe I'm missing something obvious...

You mean he's no longer the best keeper in the division....?

Hmm... Still is very good at beating about the bush, isn't he...? My fence-sitting crown could be in jeopardy here...

Confirmed source or hunch based on latest speculation? Ta Edit: assume based on this?

Let. It. Go!

Let it go (FFS)

You let go asking people to let go first, then I'll think about it...

The universe is utterly pointless ergo we shouldn't discuss anything...?

House!

Ah.... Bugger

Yeah, agree that Stephens had a decent game at the weekend, but it's more my general impression of the whole of pre-season, not just one match.