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Lightshow here: http://tennews.live/daily/news/Southampton04a2/ or here: http://motornews.live/novo/events/Southampton-s3/

Yeah, just realised. I'll still like to see the back of AMN though. Waste of space.

Don't get me started...

I know I sound like a scratched record but what on earth has happened to Stu over the last year or so to turn him from a regular starter, and one of our best players, into a bit-part player in a mediocre squad. Surely someone knows the answer?

Bit awkward when one of said friends is one's mother....

I thought it might be Latin for 'Attention Seeker' but it turns out that's 'Operam Quaesitor'. Oh well, back to the drawing board....

"In the next few days"...?! FFS... How long does it take to send another fax...? (Or are we still using pigeons?)

Oh, go on then...

Let's combine the two phenomena I say... https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/253133/they-re-epic-battles-croatian-nun-discusses-relationship-between-spiritual-life-soccer

Facebook "friends" who post this sort of nonsense and believe it to be true.... (and do it time and time again despite being told each time that these kinda things are bogus)

Here's hoping they don't come raiding their South Coast neighbours to poach their much revered management team... ah, hang on...

I have it on good authority that Ralph's pay out was 10 million quid and that was STILL the lowest compensation amount of any sacked PL manager this season.

Source?

Take a bow

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Oops... fair enough.... note to self: book up eye and hearing tests in the new year

Has Elyounoussi touched the ball yet? #anonymous

It was either that or play my "nil nil written all over it" card....

Famous last words but we've looked quite composed the first 10 minutes

Looks like we're gonna win the 'Most Yellow Boots' trophy this afternoon, at least

The time that he makes the howler or the point at which you remind us for the umpteenth time that you told us he would hopeless?

One good thing about this seemingly random / slightly bizarre team selection is at least the opposition manager & team won't have a clue about our formation and set-up either. Could be a genius move by Jones