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What's the betting that the police just tikka them off in the end?

I'm trying to rice above it to be honest

These players are foo yung if you ask me

I've heard that the alleged victim asked the Saints pair if they wanted a pizza the action. Fear not....it get's wurst

Relish the thought

Salt but no vinegar on their chips?

The police have been looking for a motive but have found naan.

Disagree with that. Oh, and you're missing three apostrophies in your post, for ****'s sake. This is a joke (albeit of the poor variety)

"Welcome to St Mary's where Southampton entertain Manchester United in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. And we start with news that the majority of Southampton fans have boycotted the game in protest against Rupert Lowe and the major shareholder who keep him at the helm. Which is precisely why you can see thousands upon thousands of empty seats tonight. What a pivotal and influencial message this must be sending to the Southampton boardroom and in front of a worldwide TV audience. It wouldn't surprise me if the board resigned en masse in the morning and set this once great club back on the road to recovery as a result"

"And Jermaine Wright earns his 456th consecutive place in the starting line-up under Burley"

"And there's Beckham and Allen taking their seats in the directors box. No wonder they're smiling as their two year masterplan comes to fruition with Saints 12 points clear at the top of the league"

"And lining up for Saints today is Rudi Skacel who has finally signed for the south coast club after 34 years of speculation"

He's still wrtiting the programme notes for the Ujpest game

Not worried? Just about sums up the apathy at the club. Even if they are innocent I'd be worried about my reputation. Oh well, shrug shoulders all round

Not forgetting the 19% of comments about how many posts there are and of what type....

Just to clarify.....What do you mean by "true"? We already know the "story" (not the allegation) is true because it's been reported in the Echo....not sure if you're saying certain elements of it have been confirmed or just repeating what we already know via the Echo? cheers

I've been saying for the last two seasons that we need MLT on the bench. 10 minutes of Le Tiss each game would work wonders in this league. Not joking either. Didn't he have to have to re-register as a player to take part in Claus's testimonial last year....? Hmmm.....

Before you ask.....no, Ryanair don't fly between Cardiff and Torbay....

Yes. If he was being funny he would have said: "I say, I say, I say....where are you based in Torbay?"

Please don't do that just as I'm drinking a mug of tea! Things get very messy

No HTH