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We're in danger of being relegated here

In all seriousness, surely there is a case for withholding the players wages given they are clearly not doing what they are paid to do? Genuine question for any employment lawyers out there.

Someone stick a rocket up these players arses, FFS. (Either that or stop paying them until they actually start doing what they're paid to do)

"Plan"

Put some clothes on before taking a photo FFS!

Ayling saying how much Alladyce has given them a lift. Stick that on your spreadsheets Ankersen...

Survival still on!!

Deliberate handball, surely?

This has got me thinking (dangerous I know) but didn't Kelvin Davis fulfill a 'player liaison' role at the club after he retired as a player and before he became part of the coaching team? In other words, he acted as a middle-man between the players and manager and could therefore nip any changing room unrest in the bud before it became problematic....? Maybe we've missed someone in that kind of role given the player cliques 'revelations' in that article?

The first thought that occurred to me when reading that article (and Lord D will want to kiss me on my buttocks for saying this) is how weak JWP must be as a captain. Yes, I know it's ultimately the manager's job to engender unity and team spirit in the dressing room but it's also a key off-the-field role for the club captain too. Ankersen needs to go and take his ill-fated experiment with him otherwise we're heading for back-to-back relegations. #rootcause

Best evening of the year! Bring it on

The only reason I do it is to give the forum experts the opportunity to question my poor judgement...

McCarthy Bree - Bednarek - Lynaco - KWP Lavia JWP - Alcaraz Sulemana - Ballard - Doyle

Another membership application to the ambivalent club here

Any good news though...?

How the **** did Miss Moneypenny go from assisting Pompey to avoid paying tax to a prominent role in this? Still preferred her in Splash...

It's "Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo" FFS

£30m is too low but £50m may be a tad on the high side. Somewhere in the £40m bracket sounds about right.

This guy looks quite good...

Just seen this fella arrive..... Looks similar but not sure it passes the earlobe test?