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This

When does his current contract end?

Despite being "very slow"...

First City non win in 13 games. We're f**king brilliant!!

Yes! WHAT.A.RESULT! #RALPHOUT #LEGEND

This is going to be so f**king annoying, isn't it?

Yeah, loved that. That's quite good for us

6 divided by league position. Usual formula.

Lyanco celebrating his block. Lol 6 mins added Pep time...

Happy Easter

So, sweepstake on the City winner... 87 mins for me

Seen those given before. We seem to be getting the VAR rub of the green today (for a change!)

We've been here before and we know that VAR doesn't work as it should... Edit: or maybe it does!

If I'd known you had tits I'd have been less harsh with my criticism in the past. My apologies.

Tight circle, my arse

Spend £500m before the end of January?

You're making me cross now

Now Jesus hits the post. Christ Almighty

KdB post. Saints on the ropes now. City winner inevitable

That's a fair point. What are those attackers there for if not to influence the play?

Bollocks. 1-1. Forster error?

Like clockwork

I reckon Pep will actually mean it when he says in his post match interview that this has been their toughest game all season (after they win 3-1 of course)

Broja post!

We need to engineer a JWP free kick situation early on I reckon. If only we had a Jack Grealish #diveking