trousers

Given the entire universe is a computer simulation, I've no idea what you're talking about...

And there was me thinking it was a hypothetical conversation

I don't want to go all MLG on you, but wouldn't the outcome be the same if you apply that logic on a season by season basis?

Suggesting that we might sneak a few points out of Utd, City and Spurs = "world champions" Lol indeed... #facepalm

Depends on what 'type' of relegation you mean. The type where we spend up to, say, 5 years in the lower leagues but bounce back to the PL in relatively quick succession, or the sort of relegation whereby we become a fixture in the lower leagues and never return to the PL?

We've taken points off several of the top teams this season (Utd, Spurs, City, West Ham) so I'm facing these games with more optimism than dread. (Yes, I do know those words could very well come back to haunt me!) #glasshalffull

Depends if your post asking me about my post counts too

Disagree. Watching the premature judgement brigade post their usual nonsense is highly entertaining IMO.

In his usual monotonous fashion, Trousers will predict the number of bites (16 by the way) #textbook

I want Crystal Palace away #ReversePsychology

He's one of our regular starters, according to BBC Wales...

I didn't see a 'grab', I saw a brush of hand against shoulder.

He makes me moist in the undercarriage region, if that counts? #legend

For those that like to moan about the team, I sincerely hope so....

This

Boom!

Good game

"In-ten-siddy"

"Diallo coming on, a regular starter for Saints"

It's almost as if she hasn't got a clue what she's talking about

Genuine question.... When did tapping someone on the shoulder become a foul in the laws of the game? It wasn't always like this, was it?

Technically a foul (in today's soft football world) but amazing how a tap on the shoulder causes a grown man to tumble over like a sack of spuds

He still pops in. Earlier today in fact...

Have the P, O, N and Y keys broken on @Lord Duckhunter's keyboard? Surprised he hasn't blessed us with his esteemed view on this yet #legend