trousers

This

Textbook

#moist

You were allowed to watch them? (oops... sorry, misread your post. Ignore me)

Simple solution: Only those with an IQ test result above 120 can use these things. Problem sorted.

Camp

https://www.insidersport.com/2019/02/13/the-unenforced-regulation-in-english-football-ownership/ "A Chinese businessman, Gao Jisheng, made a move in recent years to take over Southampton FC in a possible £200 million deal. As it turned out, Gao had admitted to bribery offences but escaped charges because he gave evidence for the prosecution in two separate cases. It was actually Gao’s bid for Southampton that prompted the new rule-change to include the ‘conduct outside the UK that would constitute an offence’ ground rule."

I thought using pejorative terms relating to someone's skin colour were frowned upon these days?

I more question what those who can't resist the bait are on...

Bugger. Looks like we're going to have to play each team twice over the course of the season again #doomed

Quite a few ex-footballers / managers on there, some with equally (if not more) high profile as MLT, so maybe not as embarrassing as you imply/infer...? https://memmo.me/global/en/profiles/global-football-tag

Lemonade drinker

Anyone got this lass's phone number? I've got an idea for another "historically under funded and overlooked" project she could throw another £2bn at.... #buysouthamptonfootballclubFFS

https://youtu.be/mEffBRIx2gc

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-57487533.amp

Assuming reality exists, of course

Wouldn't quite describe it as a sitter

Game over

Anywhere else on the pitch and the Scots get a free kick for that challenge on McTomminay

Oops

*eye

Are your pants as moist as mine though?